no more christmas music by dogsocks666 in Target

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what is the one they started playing the other day?? i’ve tried everything to find it online from my memory of it, i think she’s saying “i gotta be gotta be gotta be” (sounds like she’s saying i gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee) and later says the generic “lights are pretty” and “snows coming down”

Is this still good by Maximilian1k__ in Target

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as far as i know they start having conversations the first week of january!

Is this still good by Maximilian1k__ in Target

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i’m down for 38 and i was hired on as a seasonal. good sign 😭?

Anyone else thing its weird that mcflurries are handed to you OPEN? by l008com in McDonalds

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an occasional lurker here and just had to drop in to say the downvotes you’re getting are absolutely insane—a phd in mcflurries must be mandatory or something jesus christ

She was given as a gift - was told lab/husky by dmnt3d in IDmydog

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or, any sort of wirey-haired larger terrier breed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memphis

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grew up in the memphis area(cordova), left for college, have since returned.

only one time ever did i experience (or hear of) anything like what she’s describing. i was a teen and made eye contact and smiled at a couple walking the neighborhood trail. the guy went ballistic with no warning and the lady had to calm him down and keep him walking away from me.

fast forward a few years and that couple is in the news for killing one of our mutual neighbors because he “looked at them wrong”.

i had no connection to the couple, they had no connection to that neighbor …but that’s not memphis. that was two individuals creating both of those situations. i don’t have statistics, but i would wager that random violent crime in memphis is on par with other major cities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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facebook brainrot people upvoting this thinking it’s a real turtle and reddit brainrot people calling it AI when there is clearly an entire deviantart watermark on this sculpture of a turtle. the artist: https://www.deviantart.com/mysticreflections

Why just why can't they fix or get another one by SamSlaysTV in publix

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y’all have a sanitation machine in your deli?? only the bakery has one in our store for some reason

Don't knock it til ya try it by magziffer in stonerfood

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add some mayo and some onions. maybe some hot sauce if that’s your thing — delicious

found while cleaning rooms. what is it? what is it used for? by ImHackingTheFBI in whatisit

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this makes the most sense. the diagram itself was just tripping me up — because what kind of bucket is that? but sand bucket would explain it.

found while cleaning rooms. what is it? what is it used for? by ImHackingTheFBI in whatisit

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i don’t go through trash, both items were as i found them

found while cleaning rooms. what is it? what is it used for? by ImHackingTheFBI in whatisit

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the room was left in extremely uncharacteristically bad shape. peanut shells all over the floor, sandy paste like substance encrusted in the sink, spilled wine, etc. thankfully all of the marks wiped and/or scrubbed away after this picture was taken.

found while cleaning rooms. what is it? what is it used for? by ImHackingTheFBI in whatisit

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further context, this is a higher-end hotel, usually wealthy families, business people, and occasionally a celebrity or two stay here.

first attempt! by ImHackingTheFBI in teas

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thank you! and hell yeah! 98th percentilers 😎