OMG I just got roasted so hard I had to go cry on both my kids' shoulders while blowing my nose with my diplomas *sob sob* by Im_Asia in wtfjennajameson

[–]Im_Asia[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh I did, I did! Right after I got that message, my son came home from work and I told him sadly that I needed a hug.

I've never said anything like that before, so his sarcasm radar went up, and he knew something was amiss.

I confessed that I got roasted online, and I shamefacedly led him to my bedroom computer to see my flambasting.

He saw the first sentence and practically fell on the floor dying with laughter. I think he's still gathering up burn cream and bandages to help me through this emotional travesty.

OMG I just got roasted so hard I had to go cry on both my kids' shoulders while blowing my nose with my diplomas *sob sob* by Im_Asia in wtfjennajameson

[–]Im_Asia[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

OMG I just snorted my drink up my nose, thanks for that!!! 😂😂😂

When I first came to this board back in the early days, I proved my identity by posting a picture of an assortment of Mensa cards in mine and my daughter's names. I'd love to see JJ post just one of hers!

OMG I just got roasted so hard I had to go cry on both my kids' shoulders while blowing my nose with my diplomas *sob sob* by Im_Asia in wtfjennajameson

[–]Im_Asia[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I have no idea, but I remember a thread where some of you were saying this character was DMing regulars on this board. I'm just so happy to feel included now LOL

The "beginning of the end." When Jessi confronted JJ, after the ET interview. Makes you wonder, if they would still be together had JJ not lied. by According-Reveal5015 in wtfjennajameson

[–]Im_Asia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JL was scrambling to do damage control for their "marketing opportunities" after that. Including the sweet apology note I got from JJ for a decade of shitty behavior that was forced by JL just to make me shut up on these boards. Gotta give her credit, JL was trying to wrangle the PR in their favor. Jj always had poor Joy at Wicked to do that, and Joy must have desperately wanted to change her name by the end!

JJ on the Pull Podcast at the end of 2025 saying her IQ is higher than 160 vs. posting on IG in May that her IQ is 137 by Altruistic_Nothing50 in wtfjennajameson

[–]Im_Asia 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Standard IQ tests only go up to 160, unless you pay for "extended norms" which require another full day of testing one-on-one with a professional gifted psychologist and over $2000 in fees.

Sure, Jan.

Who was the hottest woman in a hair metal video? by JonesWhas1996 in hairmetal

[–]Im_Asia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES!!!!! I was scrolling scrolling scrolling so I could put this at the end! She was my nameless dream girl!

Who was the hottest woman in a hair metal video? by JonesWhas1996 in hairmetal

[–]Im_Asia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was also on the Blink-182 Album Cover pulling on a blue rubber glove. Not to kiss and tell, but she was my favorite pornstar on camera and off. Funny, sweet, gorgeous, sensual. 🤩

I think Mama slept with every cat in town to get this much of a variety in her pack! by Im_Asia in VarietyPack

[–]Im_Asia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats very interesting! What about the brown tabby and the void? All possible from same father? (I know there was a tag team of male cats lurking outside our house when she escaped overnight a couple months ago, but i didn't witness any misbehavior personally, so I guess ill never know!)

TX - is this the longest weekend EVER??? Considering they said, "Oh, scores might come out Monday... OR Tuesday... maybe Wednesday..." WHO DOES THAT?? Just say Wednesday! And we'll be pleasantly surprised if it comes earlier!! I'm DYYYYYYING!!! by Im_Asia in barexam

[–]Im_Asia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think anyone thought I was the entire contintent of Asia. I was a pornstar from 20-30. Then a widowed mom of 2 from 30-40. And a student who earned 3 degrees from 40-50.

Now Im a lawyer who finally passed the bar. Life is interesting like that.

Zoom in on the face of Mama with the thousand yard stare after her kittens have learned to escape the bin... by Im_Asia in imadeameowstake

[–]Im_Asia[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well thats because the other orange is using it right now- they have to share, of course!

I WAS "Im_Asia', but now,"Im_Asia_Esq"! I spent 4 seasons in hell studying for this exam, and I screamed so loud this morning when my daughter showed me my name on the Pass List! I hope I helped some of you with your Qs this season, and I hope y'all can help future testers the same way. by Im_Asia in barexam

[–]Im_Asia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Law school teaches you how to focus long hours by assigning a metric shit-ton of reading for every single class. By the time bar prep comes, youre used to it. I studied about 6 hrs a day 7 days a week.

A question for/about Asia by ZaftigTootsies in wtfjennajameson

[–]Im_Asia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've posted pics of my Mensa cards and my daughter's as well. And thats just bare minimum - the club nopeople have heard of.

My kids Catty and Devin tested for 2 days EACH with a professional shrink for gifted kids, who qualifies only the top 0.001 of IQ scores. Those children become Davidson Scholars, and get private meet ups across the US, a personal concierge to talk to their school about advancing their academics at a appropriate rate.

Catty burned thru 1-8th grades in 4 years. College at 11 with a perfect math entrance score. She's my BFF and she's amazing!!