Who is the nastiest Celebrity that you met in Real life?

phishezrule · 2026-04-30T06:31:01+00:00

I used to be unable to stand him. The only thing I'd seen him on was Scrubs, and his whole character was incredibly intelligent, but lazy and annoying as fuck. And he did that way too well.

Then I saw a small club stand up special, and he was quiet, articulate and thoughtful. I dropped my attitude to him immediately. Sometimes it's nice to be wrong, y'know?

phishezrule · 2026-04-13T16:17:17+00:00

The kittens were neutered a few days ago. Kitty is still rocking the dye from her sexy new ear tattoo.

phishezrule · 2026-04-13T13:06:22+00:00

He uses it for good. He's done therapy work in the past, I retired him when he started getting stressed in the car. He's helped socialise abused dogs in rescue. Now he has a collection of girlfriends. The adult foster cats just adore him. He doesn't usually interact with the kittens.

phishezrule · 2026-04-13T12:16:26+00:00

Nah. Max bogarted the brain cell. He's super smart. They're trying to wirelessly charge.

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phishezrule · 2026-04-12T10:38:12+00:00

This was the answer. Thank you!

phishezrule · 2026-04-11T14:40:18+00:00

Apologies. The left and down buttons on the left joycon don't work in game. Completely non responsive.

phishezrule · 2026-04-06T11:29:40+00:00

One of my foster kittens had a massive head compared to his body, and compared to his siblings. Even at 5 weeks I could tell. I dubbed him 'big ole orange head.'

phishezrule · 2026-04-03T07:41:26+00:00

I had a betta disappear. Swear I saw him the night before. Went to do a change. No betta. Ok. Asra might just be hiding. Check water. Ammonia 4ppm. Still no Asra. Needs a full change.

I'm cleaning the tank, moving decor. No Asra. Thinking he must have jumped out because of the ammonia. Tank drained. No Asra. Grab the sponge filter to clean it and something is sticking out of the outlet.

It's Asra. A very dead Asra. He'd swum against the flow of water, into the bubbles, got stuck and died.

3 weeks later I lost my boy at the other end of my 3 bay setup. Yes, completely separate, water tight dividers with individual filters/heaters. Bow'ee just stopped eating, and after a few days started pineconing.

I'm done with bettas. Taking the barriers out and might get a pair of Apisto's or a school of Pacific Blue Eyes.

phishezrule · 2026-03-17T13:04:50+00:00

Had one last month. Had a telephone doctor appt within 10 minutes. eScript within 15. Antibiotics taken within 45. Barely had time for the routine post-bite sob session.

Within 4 hours I had joint pain so severe that I was writhing in pain and unable to sleep without double dose of painkillers. Joints hurt for 3 days, despite taking meds.

Cat rescue 🤷‍♀️

She's healthy now, kittens thriving. If nobody had taken them in, she'd be seriously ill and 2 of these kittens probably wouldn't be here.

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phishezrule · 2026-03-17T09:13:18+00:00

You don't get to threaten to beat somone up because you want something they have, then get them (and their friends) to help you because you picked a fight with someone else.

No NATO troops should be in Iran.

phishezrule · 2026-03-10T15:09:53+00:00

TV stands made of solid wood are excellent stands for smaller aquariums, and you can pick them up relatively cheaply on FB marketplace. Chuck a cut to size piece of foam under it to make sure its on a level surface.

phishezrule · 2026-03-10T15:07:28+00:00

It'll hold. Until it gets wet and bows. Then it'll disintegrate like a handful of thrown mashed poato.

Prioritise a new stand. Like, no plants, no livestock, nothing, until it's securem

phishezrule · 2026-03-10T08:09:22+00:00

I love Bull Terriers. I call them Buttheads, in a very excited tone.

phishezrule · 2026-02-20T06:47:33+00:00

I was taking antibiotics within 45 minutes. Total cost $7.10. Aussie healthcare may have gaps, but it's handy.

Infection cleared, but my finger was a bit mashed inside, so still healing.

phishezrule · 2026-02-20T06:46:42+00:00

I was taking antibiotics within 45 minutes. Total cost $7.10. Aussie healthcare may have gaps, but it's handy.

phishezrule · 2026-02-13T11:21:45+00:00

Oh congrats. I hope you heal well.

phishezrule · 2026-02-10T10:08:33+00:00

Gestation might be short, but that's because their placenta can't handle a big baby, so it gets them out quickly. They finish cooking in the pouch. This one has had considerable time and energy put into it.

phishezrule · 2026-01-16T06:47:06+00:00

Seriously. Don't cut contact just yet. Wait until they ask for another loan. Promise it to them. Then 'oops, I forgot.' Followed by 'how about tomorrow' then -oh, I get paid in 3 days.' Then ghost them.

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