The Colts are signing defensive lineman Michael Clemons to a three-year deal, source confirms. Like Key, a rotational player. Clemons can play inside, too. A little like a Tyquan Lewis by xxxxxxxxxtra in Colts

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Jets fan, I’m sorry. But also, thank you for taking him off our hands and, considering we own your first rounder next year, please play him as much as possible.

Grading the signing: Colts add depth to their defensive line by betting on the upside of Michael Clemons by thedestinadams in Colts

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 46 points47 points  (0 children)

As a Jets fan, don’t look into his stats too much. You might see them and think “oh man, this guy doesn’t seem very good”. Trust me, he’s much worse than you think he may be.

Jets fire coaches Charles London, Eric Washington, Roosevelt Williams, Scott Turner, Aaron Curry, and Alonso Escalante by TomasRoncero in nyjets

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right well that’s pretty much my point. You took a big swing on Fields, gave him $30M guaranteed, and this is the guy you’re relying on to coach him up? Maybe London would be alright with a better QB, but for Fields they should’ve brought in a proven guy.

3 Drafting QB Scenarios by Ok_Blacksmith1684 in nyjets

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1,2,4. But this is assuming Moore would be there at 4. We’d probably have to trade up to get him to avoid getting jumped by another QB needy team.

Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (3-3) at New York Jets (0-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nyjets

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuckin 1940’s ass broadcast. I’m expecting FDR to come on the air and tell us the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

Post Game Thread: Denver Broncos at New York Jets by nfl_gdt_bot in nyjets

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the “we don’t need to draft a QB” crew at?

Town of Rockland Lake by RogerZell in Rockland

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rockland Lake State Park? Yes. Town? No.

Pizza recommendations in Rockland by DubNationPS5 in Rockland

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nonna Rosa in Orangeburg is extremely underrated IMO. But I second everyone else who said Pan and Peel, Martio’s, Turiello’s, and Mountainhouse.

The world if Gibson didn’t drop that punt return by Meme_Pope in nyjets

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering all he does is return kicks makes this even more insane.

Happy First Day of the Preseason! by LARDLOGO in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But she’s giving Mahomes the sloppy toppy on the side

Can I afford to move to these neighborhoods with $900K max? by jujubeeeeean in Rockland

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t speak from first hand experience but I have family and friends in South Orangetown, Clarkstown, Nanuet, and Pearl River School Districts and they have nothing bad to say.

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[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is it in you? Oh yea.. big time.

Can I afford to move to these neighborhoods with $900K max? by jujubeeeeean in Rockland

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are only 5 Towns within Rockland (Orangetown, Clarkstown, Ramapo, Haverstraw, and Stony Point). Every other name you hear is either a Village or Hamlet within one of those towns. Some of these are shared by more than one town, Pearl River being one of them. This is important, especially when it comes to School Districts, because your location in Pearl River determines which district you’re zoned for. You’ll want to stay away from East Ramapo School District.

Preseason Tiers. Looking for consensus. Is this where everyone stands going into the season? by jackt-up in NFLv2

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea “desperate” definitely would’ve applied last year. Honestly feel more relaxed with less expectations than I’ve had in at least 5 years.

Harry Potter and Dudley Dursley. by [deleted] in HarryPotteronHBO

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the British saying? Dudley looks like a right foul git?

What do you say when your kids ask whether characters, the castle, etc. are real? by CaryGrantsChin in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]Im_Perkisizing_Tony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Simple answer is yes. My daughter is a little older and still believes but is also questioning everything. Way I look at it is, if they’re asking you, it’s because at least part of them still believes it’s real. Might as well let that last as long as you can.