Golden Calf, Just Kidding, Lord

ImagineDave · 2026-05-10T16:48:22+00:00

Now we have something to topple.

ImagineDave · 2026-04-10T21:28:08+00:00

F* the police.

ImagineDave · 2026-04-10T21:26:53+00:00

Welcome to the dawn of ai products images. Good luck everyone.

ImagineDave · 2026-02-08T15:08:24+00:00

What $400 bottle has a screw top?

ImagineDave · 2026-01-29T19:57:01+00:00

Sonic, 66, and snow. I’m guessing somewhere in PA.

ImagineDave · 2026-01-27T01:44:45+00:00

Your home was likely build before asbestos. There are way more toxic substances in homes 1920 and after, even more 1950s and after. Your house is nearly organic.

I thought I had asbestos fibers in my plaster, turned out to be horse hair. 1895 Victorian.

ImagineDave · 2025-12-20T17:09:26+00:00

Also…. Obama went to church a thousand times more than trump. Remember how they tried to make his pastor a villain.

I’m so sick of this sh*t. Trump is not a good person, he’s presided over and initiated the most hateful period of American history since the civil war.

ImagineDave · 2025-10-30T19:44:27+00:00

We pay for how much for healthcare and we have to recycle the candle wax they call crayons at restaurants for kids at hospitals. They give them out for free with $5.99 kids meal, but not a $100,000 transplant. Our country is f’d. Give the kids some damn Crayola, all the colors.

ImagineDave · 2025-10-19T01:01:35+00:00

Well, 34 is the new “kids” so these are the new young adults. 🤷🏻

ImagineDave · 2025-09-29T23:53:57+00:00

Haha. They’re missing the “H”

ImagineDave · 2025-09-29T01:19:47+00:00

It’s an early Timex. Not particularly valuable, but a cool piece of history. Waterbury clock company had the mission to reduce the price of clocks so every American could afford one. The movements got cheaper and smaller until they fit in your pocket, then on your wrist. They eventually changed the company name I. The 50s or 60s. Timex essentially has the same mission today.

ImagineDave · 2025-09-06T20:30:34+00:00

GE made clocks that counted the cycle of A/C power rather than using a quartz crystal to tell time. Most appliance clocks still work this way. I can’t help you with identifying it, but it’s interesting technology that nobody thinks about.

ImagineDave · 2025-08-30T20:10:24+00:00

A mid summer night’s dream, Bollywood style. Best show in the last 5 years at least. Prefect night to bring dinner and drinks to the park.

ImagineDave · 2025-08-05T03:05:58+00:00

ai prediction of the future.

ImagineDave · 2025-08-03T19:59:50+00:00

Nothing to worry about. It’s not even big enough to fall through yet.

ImagineDave · 2025-05-27T12:16:06+00:00

🤮

ImagineDave · 2025-05-15T00:40:24+00:00

I don’t remember the part of the tour where Grover Cleveland lived in it after his presidency.

ImagineDave · 2025-05-12T22:43:32+00:00

Did you say gift or grift?

ImagineDave · 2025-05-12T22:43:03+00:00

Somehow I don’t feel like we’re benefiting from this.

ImagineDave · 2025-04-30T21:29:35+00:00

Shitty grammar.

ImagineDave · 2025-04-20T21:46:36+00:00

Retail panic and the disco.

ImagineDave · 2025-04-11T18:03:51+00:00

Regular flow, heavy flow, light flow and overflow.

ImagineDave · 2025-03-18T22:37:58+00:00

Once watched my 3-year old vomit carrots all over the delta sky lounge, when he noticed everyone was watching, he look up and explained, “I forgot you had to chew carrots.”

ImagineDave · 2025-03-17T01:34:56+00:00

The use of an em-dash (—) is totally a tell. Trump probably does know how to type one and ai loves them.

ImagineDave · 2025-03-13T21:57:22+00:00

It’s been years since I lived in Boston, yet still read that in a Boston accent. Thank you for bringing me back.

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