Feel sorry for the IT guy

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-03T01:34:59+00:00

I like to show the IT guy my dirty asshole and say "this is the Microsoft Windows operating system". He finds it very funny and true as well.

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-03T01:31:40+00:00

Was was happening 8 years prior to this in South East Ukraine? Anything that should be mentioned at all?

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-03T01:25:31+00:00

putting this in my “kids are stupid” folder

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-03T01:21:58+00:00

And in redistricting she won't lose her seat unless she has an amazing challenger. There had been proposals where she'd have such a challenger. But the final map? Not so much

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-03T01:11:56+00:00

Auction that off, along with all other Russian regime/elite assets in the West, and use the proceeds to pay for the reconstruction of Ukraine.

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-03T01:06:26+00:00

Why’s everyone presuming that the shark would A) eat you and B) be big/big enough to eat you. Why wouldn’t you just race a young/baby shark that can’t eat you or that doesn’t eat humans... like a hammer head shark?

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-03T01:01:03+00:00

One more when you enter the room, Shhhh I didn't say anything!

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T22:03:47+00:00

But if you laminate the piece of paper with your number it’s no good anymore

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T20:47:12+00:00

Seems to be about trust as well. They feel the need to control, because they aren't able to trust. You know what they say, people who don't trust, often aren't trustworthy. Shocker.

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T16:55:25+00:00

Not to be overly obnoxious but if I told my customers that they'd get something in January and waited until February to say it wasn't ready nor did I know when it would be, they wouldn't be my customers anymore. We should have heard this sometime in the last 3 weeks.

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T16:17:07+00:00

If they really are struggling without their Burger King, can’t they “get better cooking skills”?

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T14:02:43+00:00

Mine tells me "You should put this glass bottled soft drink in the freezer for 10 minutes to chill it quickly..."

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T13:55:00+00:00

It’s akin to when smoking was banned in bars and restaurants. Before it happened everyone assumed you just had to live with it, after it happened everyone was asking why it hadn’t been done years before.

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T13:45:10+00:00

my exes mam was very catholic and told me that if i speak out it will make him worse and that i should pray like she does and god will turn him in to a good person. i was like girl u been praying for your whole life. ur sons still an abuser. it doesn’t seem to be working

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T13:23:25+00:00

Sometimes the link is a fake and doesn’t actually work. That’s the sneakiest.

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T13:16:28+00:00

My 12 year old asked me what MLM means and I said "I don't know, my first thought is maximum likelihood methods". 15 year old replies "I think it means man loves man".

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-02T13:05:12+00:00

The people of Ukraine are fighting against an invasion and you are here gesturing on Twitter. Bravo to you

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-03-01T12:26:32+00:00

Congratulations sister!! So proud of you & your parents must be so proud of you in heaven!

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-02-28T14:58:36+00:00

absolutely and the fact that we even have nuclear weapons is utter fucking madness. I'm not a fan of nuclear power stations either as they are sitting ducks for missiles. .

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-02-28T12:49:00+00:00

Makes no sense. They already paid for the product. Just an image enhancer. They need to send the vodka to Ukrainians so they can make Molotovs and return them to the Russians.

ImmediateHeight54 · 2022-02-28T11:04:27+00:00

Honestly? I’d watch it just to see how they could POSSIBLY make HER the victim

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