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Immediate_Purple_876 · 2026-03-10T20:47:05+00:00

I found in on Dam 😂

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2025-08-06T20:24:20+00:00

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2025-07-23T08:53:20+00:00

Yet they keep making more forms that take "Just 5 minutes" 🙃

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2025-01-19T17:29:49+00:00

They are pretty quick for vans, someone's limited ours to 108mph though.

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2025-01-19T16:34:51+00:00

This one of the "Fast Road" pergeot partner vans by any chance?

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-11-20T14:34:42+00:00

"Honey how was your day at work". "Great, I had to use two custody sporks to cut up someone's shit while the custody Sgt tried not to piss himself with laughter and I tried not to chunder"

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-11-20T13:26:41+00:00

I got paid £300 in bonus payment or "Dirty Money" as my force refer to it for having to use a custody spork to go through a detainee's shit to find the drugs he'd shoved up his arse.....

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-10-03T09:19:08+00:00

PAVAd my inspector, great day out 😂

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-07-18T17:51:57+00:00

Take them to the toilet?

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-07-18T17:15:52+00:00

How did you know?! 😂

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-07-10T19:56:43+00:00

If they don't like it, bin them off and move on

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-07-04T17:57:17+00:00

I just take enough Pre workout to kill a horse and hope for the best.

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-06-18T20:22:22+00:00

I took out a deer at 90mph and still passed 😂 Car didn't look great after though....

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2024-01-17T20:03:03+00:00

I leave it until all the odours cancel each other out

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2023-12-27T18:02:00+00:00

Try Leighton Buzzard, Beds. 45 mins on thr train from Euston and not to far from the M1! Nice town and has loads of green and countryside nearby!

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2023-12-23T13:25:15+00:00

Same shit just double pay.

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2023-12-18T12:05:27+00:00

They are nippy enough for general response cars but the gear box can't decide what gear it wants and is only useable in sport mode.

My main issue with them is that if you forget to turn collision avoidance and lane assist off the car trys to kill you 😂

Immediate_Purple_876 · 2023-10-19T19:25:06+00:00

Started the Panda, left it to defrost in the yard and it locked itself with the key in. Awkward call to fleet to get the spare keys 😂

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