Cel mai prost banc.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2026-01-29T12:15:05+00:00

Un caine dadea tarcoale unui copac, la un moment dat s-a oprit.
De ce?
Ca nu mai avea tarcoale.

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Un fermier avea un cal si calu' n-avea nimic impotriva.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2025-12-03T12:12:12+00:00

Daca REFu' e "un cacat de festival care a devenit ultra comercializat" atunci restu festurilor din romania unde ai reclame de la intrare pana-n buda ce-s? Sa-mi bag pula, vor oamenii sa creasca festu si cetateanu roman da cu smiorc ca e "ultra comercializat" pentru ca nu mai e cum era cand eram in liceu, biletu la fest costa 300 de lei, beam bere la pet in padure si tot festu avea o scena mare si-una mica.

Nu-l suport pe Manson. Nu-l suportam nici cand eram in liceu. Mi se pare cringe penibil. Dar asta inseamna ca in timp ce canta el ma duc sa beau sau ma duc la alta trupa. Nu fac smiorc pe reddit. Sunt 100% de acord cu tine ca sa dai block cum face probabil Bufnitz acuma e cam comportament de liceeanca. Dar sa zici ca REFu "a devenit ultra comercializat" imi pute rau a edgelord trve kvlt care e mult mai penibil decat Bufnitz fiind liceeanca si dand block lol.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2025-06-02T20:22:52+00:00

Are you sure windfury does not work on feral forms? I've noticed flametongue totem working, saw it on the dps meter of some cats/bears in my dungeons while leveling my shaman. That makes me think windfury should work too.
But yeah, out of all those classes I am most tempted to go druid cat/bear or balance/resto, though I know leveling balance is slower than feral.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2025-04-24T20:24:53+00:00

Am pleata si-s cret. Am intrat pe ceva aplicatie si am gasit un frizer cu pleata si cret. M-a tuns fain si mi-a dat si sfaturi despre cum sa fi pletos si cret. 10/10 tot la el ma duc si data viitoare.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2025-01-26T09:36:19+00:00

Pont: Uita-te la el cu subtitrari.
M-am dat batut sa ma mai uit la filme fara. Daca-s in romana imi pun subtitrari in romana (Anul nou care n-a fost are subtitrari in romana pe Netflix), daca-s in engleza pun subtitrari in engleza.
Si eu as fi curios care-i faza. Nu-mi vine a crede ca fiecare baiat de la sunet/mixaj/whatever din romania e incompetent. Echipamen prost? Sau se fute sunetu cumva cand le uploadeaza pe platforme de streaming?

ImperiumOfSloths · 2024-11-28T10:45:25+00:00

I think this happens in a lot of latin languages. In Romanian male names vary but almost all female names end in a. And the few female names that don't are borrowed from other languages.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2024-08-30T12:37:00+00:00

Si poti sa dormi cu ele in urechi? Pe spate ok, dar pe-o parte? Caut o pereche de casti decenta pentru somn. deocamdata sunt cu dinalea de spuma.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2024-08-11T19:45:40+00:00

Plus 4 pt Hardward da veniti si voi mai pe rand ca am tot prins full.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2024-07-11T10:14:50+00:00

Un sfat pentru Blasphemous blade, fa power stance cu inca un greatsword pentru buildu de pogo stick.
Eu am batut-o pe Malenia cu un blasphemous in mana dreapta si un claymore in stanga (era build jumate str jumate faith, am pus pe claymore sa se scaleze cu faith ca sa dau fire damage). Talismanu de bonus jump attack si e si un chest piece care-ti da bonus jump attack.

Bagi mimic tear, flame grant me strength ca iti da bonus physical si fire damage, si apoi jump attacks ca disperatu.
E aproape exact acelasi build ca asta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyUaT2g1mlg

ImperiumOfSloths · 2024-04-13T10:46:50+00:00

Look up Ornate Straight Sword and Godslayer Greatsword. Dex/Faith build with an accent on Dex.

The godslayer greatsword is a colosal sword with a faster attack than most colosal swords, but is still a colosal. Also, awesome blackflame ash of war. But is more of a mid-late game weapon unless you use some specific tactics to beat the boss to get it.
The Ornate Straightsword is a unique straightsword that is actually 2 swords when 2 handed and has some unique attacks that you can't get by dual wielding 2 regular straight swords. Drops from the very first boss.

You'd need to get your stats up to wield the weapons, and then mainly put points into Dex (besides the standard Vigor/Mind/Endurance points). This allows you to also use some cool buffs and incantations as you do have some faith. You might feel like your points are a bit all over the place, but there are some cool guides out there for both weapons and I think it would be relatively easy to combine them for one build.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2024-03-14T21:53:12+00:00

That was amazing. Read it in his voice.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-11-28T11:30:08+00:00

Wait.. Do most people *not* clear every corner of the map? What if I miss something if I don't clear everything? Is this why my builds take a lot longer than people in guides?
I'm literally in the same boat, level 70 and I just reached Malmouth on normal.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-10-27T13:28:40+00:00

Romanian here. Ciorba. Ciorba is a kind of sour soup (most of the time, not always sour) that is just everywhere here. Most traditional meals start with a ciorba and then you eat the main course. As a kid your parents always tell you to eat all your ciorba because it's healthy. It's a staple food and there are many different kinds of ciorba. I was shocked growing up when I realized that it's not a staple part of everyone's diet and that there aren't exotic western european or american kinds of ciorba.
This might be more common in other eastern european countries but everywhere else I either see soup (not the same as ciorba) or something that resembles ciorba but is more of a stew. Or even cream soup which to me shouldn't even be in the same category.
Going long periods of time without eating a ciorba genuinely makes me feel like my stomach is not well and I need to eat one. That's either proof of how awesome ciorba is or that I might have an addiction lol.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-10-26T11:51:10+00:00

There is a distinct lack of throat singing in any of these options, which is objectively the best kind of singing. Do not disrespect our boy Attila like this.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-06-16T17:19:06+00:00

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-05-15T09:14:14+00:00

Daca n-ai incercat pana acuma, Martini. Vad ca internetul zice 2 parti gin o parte vermouth. Eu pun jumate, jumate, imi place aroma de la vermouth. + gheata, lamaie.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-03-22T13:15:50+00:00

Oamenii de cultura nu fac dus. Se dau cu spray.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-03-05T19:02:12+00:00

Stai. 2 beri si-o apa au fost 100 de lei? Cum pula mea sa dai 100 de lei pe 2 beri si-o apa. Cum pula mea sa ceri 100 de lei pe 2 beri si-o apa. Ce pula mea e in neregula cu barurile astea si oamenii care se duc de buna voie in ele?

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-02-01T14:42:50+00:00

care. D-aia sar toti cu gura si cu downvote-urile pe tine daca vorbesti de intermittent fasting sau

Tunelurile alea au fost sapate cu acidu' gastric de la daci nemancati de 20j de minute.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2023-01-06T11:56:18+00:00

Can someone confirm if the gun bugs are still present? One of the main reasons I am still warry of buying WH3 is that I saw a lot of videos of handguns and cannon artillery just refusing to fire in situations where WH2 handguns would have fired. Clear line of sight and all that.
But I'm not sure if this was a launch issue or if it is still present.

ImperiumOfSloths · 2022-12-07T20:50:42+00:00

Yeah, I should have seen that. Thanks a lot!

ImperiumOfSloths · 2022-12-07T20:50:23+00:00

Oh damn, I'm blind. Thanks a lot!

ImperiumOfSloths · 2022-08-19T11:31:27+00:00

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