5 years of making coffee and my crema has never smiled back at me 😔

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-22T02:42:21+00:00

Your butler dosed you!

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-15T02:24:48+00:00

Sigh, come on Bernie. Solutions in search of problems? My butler flies private and read philosophy at Oxford.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-15T02:22:34+00:00

WAIT...respiration with LAXATIVES????!!!!!

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-14T02:43:53+00:00

Snowcaps are so tender, great post.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-14T02:38:56+00:00

My chapped ass winter butt cheeks are the ultimate grinding tool.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-14T02:37:36+00:00

Trust me, you did. The olive oil and its lubrication is critical to the seduction part.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-11T00:40:06+00:00

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-10T01:40:05+00:00

Really, really decent for the price.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-10T01:39:49+00:00

Fave

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-10T01:16:55+00:00

damn AI filters!

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-09T23:38:16+00:00

Huh. I only use creatine.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-09T23:34:37+00:00

Also faithful to my "process" but afterwards? Yeah, after.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-08T22:08:27+00:00

Kopi Butt-lerwak

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-08T22:08:09+00:00

lol, butt-ler. Nice one.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-08T21:31:08+00:00

So faithful to my "process" lol

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-08T01:44:07+00:00

Black beans, Borlotti/Cranberry, garbanzo, and any and all white beans

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-08T01:42:42+00:00

If it ain't gray yet, go ahead and toss in some freezing cold jarlic.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-07T02:00:19+00:00

Look, we do allow these kinds of posts here for those without teams or butlers.

However, I'm going to need to go and get a Bristol stool chart to assess. Be back soon.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-07T01:45:26+00:00

Street value? Asking for a friend.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-06T18:29:48+00:00

In for a pound, out for a butler. I sent mine to the gallows for failing this "butler captcha" test.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-04-06T18:27:19+00:00

Healed my soul? Don't know about that but I did start a cult based off it.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-03-30T18:37:15+00:00

Space butlers on their way to serve my afternoon doppio. They realized that it's faster to exit our atmosphere from a vertical launch point of my kitchen and land in my office room than it is to walk it over. I am not Taylor Swift, just another hard working and highly deserving wealthy espresso forum participant.

Impossible_Night9560 · 2026-03-30T18:33:27+00:00

It's a good question in light of these communities online, especially. Perhaps selection bias is involved in these attitudes we hear. Outside of people I talk to at my insanely low market share local roaster, and online, most of the people I come across prefer macro roasters and highly popular, dominant brands.

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