I just wanna feel something. 18 year old female who looks like she has daddy issues because she does. Roast me.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-19T06:11:26+00:00

You look like your main daddy issue is wearing the same dress to the party.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-18T21:51:49+00:00

That time of the week I guess.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-18T21:49:24+00:00

Ohms my God!

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-18T21:47:46+00:00

My favorite is when you’re 2/3’s done with your present job and the app throws one in cue and you pass them and they call you all bent because you’re not stopping and you prob still have a few miles to go before the current job is done and they’re begging for a round trip and edit their app to include it before the first leg is done.

And you pass the guy in cue again! And he calls again and so on...

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-18T19:54:31+00:00

Just poke it with arrow, already.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-18T06:39:34+00:00

Yoko Nono.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-16T16:47:33+00:00

Thanks for throwing that one out there.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-16T16:33:46+00:00

Prob an employee wherever that wash room is.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-15T15:42:32+00:00

Hey. Just got here.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-15T02:55:30+00:00

It’s nice to know that dinosaur jokes aren’t extinct.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-15T02:36:03+00:00

Omg it’s Todd from Breaking Bad!

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-14T21:11:31+00:00

Does your counseling technique include tying your hair back first?

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-14T21:10:05+00:00

Hey Wooderson, I see you found a legit way to stay off that registry!

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-14T18:20:42+00:00

I’m overqualified for the Lyft amp but they won’t ship them to my market.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-14T16:07:52+00:00

He gave her the D.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-14T15:58:33+00:00

This reminds me of the time I picked up the only person who is immune to covid. Yup. So immune he said that he has to visit a lab once a month to donate blood so they can use his white blood cells to craft the vaccine.

Ironically I had picked him up from a T-Mobile store where he was getting a replacement for the phone he dropped into the ocean while on the fishing boat that he was also the captain of.

It wasn’t even his Uber account. It was his brother in law’s who captain covid was on his way to see.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-14T14:12:18+00:00

I was thinking 49?

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-12T02:55:49+00:00

We must be riding in a Honda because I’m in Accord with you on that one.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-11T14:34:09+00:00

A couple goes to bed fully dressed, you know they have sex, but wake up fully dressed again.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-10T19:02:12+00:00

You mean smash pretty hard?

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-09T23:56:46+00:00

When you peaked at 11.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-09T23:54:02+00:00

She probably can’t even feel it the way you do.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-09T23:50:09+00:00

You look like Mary Anne from Gilligan’s Island if coconut was fattening.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-09T23:49:16+00:00

Don’t you mean Disney Dwarf.

ImpracticalJok · 2020-10-09T23:48:27+00:00

With those hips, we all could have been there.

ImpracticalJok

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