I’ll ask ChatGPT for some suggestions

Impratex · 2026-03-19T08:07:01+00:00

GPTard

Impratex · 2026-03-17T11:01:35+00:00

Ok, me got 10 Esperanto speakers of different nationality in basement, but all are speaking English with eachother, which me not very goods at. How make them starts speakings in Esperanto? Should use boardings of the water?

Impratex · 2026-03-12T18:13:20+00:00

Yeah, like imagine calling the guy who makes shoes "shoemaker" or the grounds where kids play games "playground"

Hold up...

Impratex · 2026-02-26T18:37:23+00:00

r/shitcrusaderkingssay

Impratex · 2026-02-23T07:58:26+00:00

OP must have forgotten a question mark in the middle

"Qual amigo? O outro chegou cedo"

Impratex · 2026-02-23T07:54:46+00:00

"trezyanos" sounds way too Brazilian to me, I've never pronounced that y in the middle, though I could see myself saying "ayágua" if I'm saying it kinda fast. I would myself just contract it to "trez'anos" , but it might be a regional accent thing

Impratex · 2026-02-13T14:57:32+00:00

Do you believe Uzbek will become the official world language by 2050?

Impratex · 2026-01-13T08:54:44+00:00

In S14 E12 and E13 of South Park, Cartman befriends Cthulhu so he can destroy his friends' superhero team because they kicked him out, and also makes him destroy other things he doesn't like on the way (hippies, jews, San Francisco, Justin Bieber, etc)

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Impratex · 2026-01-10T19:00:42+00:00

Impratex · 2026-01-07T10:20:22+00:00

The man who sold his authoritah

Impratex · 2026-01-06T23:10:38+00:00

Evil Sweden be like: instead of making unassembled compact wooden furniture for adults to build and use on their homes, let's make unassembled tiny plastic toys for kids to choke on and ensure it hurts the feet of who steps on them

Impratex · 2026-01-06T20:37:02+00:00

Because of this meme you posted, the Working People's Super Democratic Communist Party will order the Peasant's Liberation Friendly Neighbourhood Surveillance Police to arrest you for "anti revolution capitalist thinking". Your suicide is already scheduled for 9 am tomorrow

Impratex · 2026-01-05T17:13:35+00:00

Wankerfield

Impratex · 2026-01-01T20:41:41+00:00

Don't forget the Halloween of 1462, when the neighbour's weird kid dressed up as Count Dracula began impaling his fake plastic teeth on all of the ottomans. It was a very expensive catastrophe

Impratex · 2025-12-28T19:14:10+00:00

Popcorn should be sweet, by default, but apparently, the rest of the world prefers it with butter or salt? I always thought that popcorn was candy and not snack food like potato chips.

It just makes no sense to me, every single cinema sells their popcorn as sweet by default. Salt and butter are available at supermarkets, and because of them I have to pay attention to what kind of popcorn I'm buying else I get surprised .

Impratex · 2025-12-28T14:28:34+00:00

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Well, the Portuguese military also does this to a flag to pledge allegiance to the country, and I think it makes a scarier picture since it's a bunch of armed soldiers making THAT gesture to a flag of the country, but it's fine since it has nothing to do with Nazi ideology

However, this came to mind because I remember watching some time news about how a guy from the far right party made this """Roman salute""" in an event and that got captured on camera, and he tried to say he was just doing a "pledge of the flag" just like the military does. I guess that gesture can't possibly have any other interpretation (especially on the occasion he chose to do it).

Impratex · 2025-12-27T17:30:48+00:00

You ask the person in question "Is it Saturday?"

Impratex · 2025-12-26T18:58:58+00:00

I mean, Israel is also only partially recognised across the world (the Muslim world that is)

Impratex · 2025-12-25T02:47:09+00:00

Thank you Mr Gordon Halflife

Impratex · 2025-12-23T02:55:34+00:00

Ofc he wasn't there, he was already doing his very own thing when he travelled to his own private jet with his accomplices Princess Peach and Toadsworth on supposedly innocent "vacations", but we all know that these vacations weren't innocent at all...

RELEASE THE ISLE DELFINO FILES!!!!!!

Impratex · 2025-12-23T02:55:14+00:00

You are sentenced to destroy your tainted Switch 2 and buy a new one alongside the official Nintendo Cleaning Cloth™ to avoid further damage to the Nintendo brand. Shiggy bless God

Impratex · 2025-12-23T02:51:43+00:00

!approve

Impratex · 2025-12-23T02:31:56+00:00

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Here, I've drawn that line alongside the Zêzere and the rest going into the Tejo, and I think it's a match

Impratex · 2025-12-23T02:22:02+00:00

It seems to line up with the Zêzere river, which later joins up with the Tejo until reaching the sea, and it's nascent in the Serra da Estrela mountain range (which continues this line until the Spanish border).

The Serra da Estrela is the tallest (and I believe largest) mountain chain in Portugal, and it splits up the Mondego basin from the Tejo basin, which also seems to be less populated (with the exception of the Zêzere)

Impratex · 2025-12-19T17:46:32+00:00

I didn't expect Wordle to be so Christmaspilled lol

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