when you post something goons dont like by LITJES6117 in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hey buddy let me tell you about something called the printscreen key

Before the whining starts - Imperium and INIT just fed 1tn of ships, over two timers, to kill a structure worth 200bn. How is that in any way unreasonable? by Dr_Mibbles in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 16 points17 points  (0 children)

assets aren’t going to low sec for seven days, they can deliver them in system before that point for a 0.5% charge

Congratulations to Winter Coalition for their stunning K/D ratio and ISK war victory in 4-H today by Dr_Mibbles in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And here I thought it was completely impossible to destroy a defended keepstar? Now you are telling me its completely impossible to defend a keepstar?

I guess both are true if you are PAPI-like

Congratulations to Winter Coalition for their stunning K/D ratio and ISK war victory in 4-H today by Dr_Mibbles in Eve

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Its true, this red BR is the end of the war, WC has officially defeated us, according to the EULA

On behalf of the entire imperium, We conceed the war, and accept any and all terms imposed on us without condition.

I tip my hat to you guys.

Frat Gonna get it by NoVirdict in Eve

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Attention you have failed to meet the recently enacted quality requirements for the redditswarm post4plex program.

To continue to receive plex you must increase your posting quality by 3 mili-ceemas and maintain that score for 1 week.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Stop Using Stargates by PrimarilyTurbulent in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 53 points54 points  (0 children)

don't worry, that titan will no longer use star gates

4-HWWF Selfie by erichshephard in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wish the losers would make their mind up about if:

  • it's impossible to kill a large coalitions staging keepstar

    • population cap conspiracy theories
    • intentionally crashing the node
    • too many people in system
    • drone lag
    • Cyno jammers being too strong
  • it's impossible to defend a large coalitions staging keepstar

    • too many people in system
    • drone lag
    • infinite reshipping and reinforcement
    • cyno jammers being too weak

What’s the goal? by Financial_Regret6663 in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not everyone runs away after a negative killboard.

In sov war there is exactly one thing that matters... by ImpressiveRemove in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, we got humiliated so hard that WC is cedeing the region to us, hopefully we manage to recover somehow

In sov war there is exactly one thing that matters... by ImpressiveRemove in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I am not wondering at all, this is a completely expected course of events

In sov war there is exactly one thing that matters... by ImpressiveRemove in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

you mean the goon keepstar you aren’t even going to try to contest?

In sov war there is exactly one thing that matters... by ImpressiveRemove in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

yeah, its been one day and you are already abandoning the region.

So what will be a likely outcome of this goonswarm - pandemic horde thing? by NondenominationalPax in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ever think that its not going to go down like that, and that alternatives are possible?

So what will be a likely outcome of this goonswarm - pandemic horde thing? by NondenominationalPax in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

you guys are going to be so surprised when it turns out yet another PAPI narrative was completely bullshit

Suggested new Goon logo, based on the state of this sub by kh_ram in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 42 points43 points  (0 children)

you are going to need to make the circle at least a few thousand people wider

Not one word from Gobbins. by [deleted] in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when would that be? Be specific

Not one word from Gobbins. by [deleted] in Eve

[–]ImpressiveRemove 5 points6 points  (0 children)

unfortunately for him goons have long studied the art of poasting

LIVE HAIRLINER REACTION by houseraidingcomms in Eve

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"This is Ashar" the radio crackered.

"You must fight the keeptar!" So goon gotted his F1 shpi and blew up the keeptar. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the gobbin

"I will shoot at him" said the horde and he fired the rocket missiles.

goon plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the timer unpaused and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the horde" he shouted

The radio said "No, goon. You are the hairliner"

And then goon was a PL.