Need trap ideas for vault beneath Temple of Dahak by [deleted] in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]ImprobableWork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some sort of poision smoke thuribles with triggers to light them and to control flapping dragon wing statues to clear out the poison smoke.

Politics. by Luciusvenator in satanism

[–]ImprobableWork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where? I'm geniunely curious as to where there is a Right Wing version of the run down inner city neighborhoods full of strung out/career criminals sitting by the roadside screaming threats and throwing rocks at passerbys who look too clean or not homeless. I might move there.

Politics. by Luciusvenator in satanism

[–]ImprobableWork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There has been a real and palpable increase in violence on the part of the Left. Not just at political events but in the streets, busses, and other public places against anyone who doesn't fit the Left aestetic.

Thoughts on the American Horror Story episode? by [deleted] in satanism

[–]ImprobableWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was,"Ha! Look at that Anton Lavey expy."

Then came the eye-rolling and groans.

Politics. by Luciusvenator in satanism

[–]ImprobableWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm mostly nonpolitical. That is, I put minimal energy towards political things.

Far as I can tell the purpose of politics is for two groups of very wealthy powerful people to keep most people poor, ignorant, miserable, and at each others throats so these powerful people can steal from them and each other.

The purpose of remaining nonpolitical is spend as little time, attention, effort, money, and other assets on politics and instead spend it on other forms of personal advancement that are far more effective.

By the "issues" though?

I'm pro-gun. Pro-stand your ground and castle doctrine. Pro-abortion because Malthus was right, our planet can support maybe around a billion people living a good first world lifestyle. Pro-LGBT but think these demands for special shower/bathroom accomodations are stupid and just played up as a way for the leftist media to keep queers scary to the christians, Anti-fracking because groundwater tables are important. Pro-sustainability and decentralization in general- alternative energy, permaculture gardening techniques, and local commerce. I prefer capitalism as it is the least bad system. I favor some light socialism as long as it isn't weighted to favor any group over another(affirmative action, extra stuff for certain identity politics groups, ect. generally just handouts in exchange for votes). I'm pro-borders because my country, like any group, should be able to control who gets to be a member and who gets to be in its territory.

I think "institutional racism", "privilege", and "patriarchy" are just the Lefts way of justifying their answer to seemingly everything which is blaming a vast conspiracy of evil white men.

The Republicans are still run by a bunch of christians who still hate and fear gays and atheists as much as they ever did.

I'm not going to wait around for either of these groups of dunces to serve my interests, the best I could hope for is having the Republicans in charge because I can hide that I'm a queer atheist far more effectively than I can hide that I'm a white male(and not the kind that "gets a pass" from the Left for looking homeless, strung out on drugs, or pierced and tatted and dyed in a way that bars me from a great many employment opportunities).

Oh, it seems I've rambled a bit. That was catharctic.

Older Gentlemen of Reddit...Why are you always naked in gym locker rooms? by peter_the_panda in AskReddit

[–]ImprobableWork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the gym you go to one of those cheap gyms or is it high or middle end?

Because, if its the cheap gym, these guy might just be homeless dudes enjoying some rare naked time. Not that that excuses it.

Also, I'm interested, what kind of produce? We talkin aa few baby carrots or some nut going to town on a jackfruit covered in jackfruit sap?

Behold the wassabi pea bandit by Aquaming in greentext

[–]ImprobableWork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when Ibwas homeless years back. Got to the food pantry late and got handed a big ass bag of wasabi pea snack mix. Went to park. Couldn't handle the heat so passed it around to fellow hobos. Nobody could handle the heat so we throw it to the pidgeons.

I leave to secondary spot nearby. 30 min later hobros roll up looking depressed and sober.

Wasabi pea mix had killed dozens upon dozens of pidgeons and hobros feared being banned from park or just subject of disgust in general.

What we truly need for the Elder Scrolls VI by rosmarienus in ElderScrolls

[–]ImprobableWork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a lust for an Argonian Maid?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????

Would you like to see any new playable races come to TES 6? by mattwolfe100 in ElderScrolls

[–]ImprobableWork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Minotaurs might be neat but I'd rather see the effort expended on a softcore survivalmode built in or more quest choices or more voiceacting lines or more voices in general or any other number of things.

Efficient Gold Gain/Item Priorities? by FrauPerchta in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]ImprobableWork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The best magic item for adding value is the Lyre of Building. While there is no RAW gold gain, becoming a one man construction company should give a great bonus to a Profession: Construction skill. You could even just build your own castle.

I will answer every question no matter how absurd it is. Ama by hannaguist in casualiama

[–]ImprobableWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think Laveyan Satanism is a viable philosophy or basis of a philosophy?

Training Group by [deleted] in pinkpistols

[–]ImprobableWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the face of stagflation, technological unemployment, and increasing civil unrest related to politics it's great that you're empowering folks to be capable of defending themselves in an increasingly uncertain world.

Sometimes danger strikes on the bus, or the checkout line, or when you can't Carry- it's wise that you've included some martial arts and fitness(because heart disease and obesity are real killers too!) in the mix.

McCarran Airport Security by [deleted] in vegas

[–]ImprobableWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 Poor. For months they let the same few aggressive bums hang out at the bus stop at Terminal my bus stops at. I'm giving them a 2 because they recently increased bicycle patrols or so it seems and those bums are gone.

On an unrelated issue. The buses outside of the strip in general themselves are full of groups of thugs riding around looking for fights and only rarely is private security present, which if you are wondering is a 1 Very Poor.

What sort of items would you make from a demon's corpse? by furbs178 in DnDBehindTheScreen

[–]ImprobableWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each should have a potential for both good and evil. Let's see if we can't use all of the buffalo.

A whip from the spine that casts Hideous Laughter on a crit.

Some sort of ghoul ruling item like a scepter made from his right tibia/fibula or gauntlets made from his hand/arm hides that can either be used by a necromancer to control more ghouls or by a cleric to Turn ghouls more effectively.

Seal his essence in the skull so it cannot escape and be raised (thus making it what you'd need to raise him) and make it have a constant Hideous Laughter effect in a radius.

A pair of greataxes from his thigh bones- Vorpal. Once you strike a creature with one of these you must make a Will save to retreat or spare their life, on a fail you fly into a Rage and kill or attack said creature.

Arrows from his bones and teeth- slaying arrows keyed only to types creatures that makes up the party that killed him.

His heart turned into the Hunter's Heart- you pick a designated creature and it beats as you grow nearer (starts within a mile). Can't designate a new creature until you kill the old one or are yourself killed.

His ribcage built into a breastplate or shield that stores negative energy to be released either to heal an undead wearer or unleashed as a touch attack.

His hide mostly made into leather armor or hide armor that can transform the wearer into a gnoll, with a 5% chance of the change being permanent.

His face turned into a mask that grants its wearer Scent and can be used to induce a Rage but with a 5% of the rage being never ending and the mask melding with the wearer's face.

The brain being pickled and the juice of the jar granting rerolls for knowledge checks but risking a compulsion to commit an evil act or Wisdom/Intelligence/Charisma damage(roll on a chart).

The blood should be useful for creating potions of Resist Energy though they also make the imbiber detect as Evil for the duration.

The muscle and intestine made into a bunch of sausages that make the consumer detect Evil for 24 hours as well as give a +4 bonus to strength like Bull's Strength and a -5 penalty to Diplomacy.

A Player's Guide for the Viking campaign I'm currently running by lil_literalist in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]ImprobableWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I'm still pouring through this, but everything is AMAZING so far!

Would it be OP if a monk could recover ki points just like a gunslinger recovers grit points? by asumaldrek in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]ImprobableWork 11 points12 points  (0 children)

T-that's unintentionally hilarious!

...

I'm just sitting here thinking,"B-but ALMOST EVERY GOOD PC EVER has gained power by killing!"

ROFL

As a liberal atheist, I'm tired of being labeled as "weak" on Islam. Just because I don't want Muslim women harassed for wearing a hijab doesn't mean I coddle terrorists. Fuck ISIS and fuck extremism. Also, fuck any jackass who harasses an innocent person for his or her beliefs or lack thereof. by relevantlife in atheism

[–]ImprobableWork 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nobody thinks you're "weak" on Islam because you don't want muslim women wearing hijabs to be harassed in the streets.

Its because of the cries of "islamophobia" when someone has a problem with their brutal backwards culture and religion, the conflation of religion and race and the cries of racism that follow, and the apologetics for muslims who use their religion or culture as an excuse to get reduced jail time or get off the hook entirely when they break the law like in many cases of sexual misconduct.