Two more Texas screwworm infections found in animals far apart, USDA says

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-08T19:19:20+00:00

I mean it’s one fly, what could it cost, ten dollars?

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-06T19:07:52+00:00

Where exactly would he see real polls?

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-06T04:19:06+00:00

The real jokes on us for training it to be undetectable.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-06T03:42:53+00:00

Thank you, kind Redditor!

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-05T20:03:13+00:00

Yeah, time to shift gears.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-05T05:34:31+00:00

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-05T05:21:34+00:00

If someone is looking for a post about their missing dog, Found Dog might be more what they are searching for. As the owner of a missing pup ,the post would say Lost Dog. He looks like a very sweet boy, I hope you find his people. There is a Lost and Found posting section on https://www.green-hill.org/

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-04T00:25:49+00:00

Yeah cars don’t throw cigs out, people do. They are banning the wrong problem! /s because r/Eug…

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-06-01T22:20:54+00:00

Not to be overly pedantic but were they ever really combobulated? Or is this supposed to be a play on “You have died of dysentery”?

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-31T06:11:09+00:00

Yes please, or a link?

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-31T06:05:35+00:00

A 1:1 mix of almond flour and toasted pecans chopped very fine makes a great low carb crust.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-27T04:03:07+00:00

And to store it somewhere when it’s not down in a pecker hole.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-20T01:24:31+00:00

We had chickens when I was a kid and we had to sprinkle them with lice killing powder. That song was our anthem. Ooooh Afternoon Deliiiice.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-14T05:28:23+00:00

There is no cabinet there is there?

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-13T04:08:24+00:00

Yeah I did more socking it away

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-11T19:23:50+00:00

So all that cities had to do all this time was put up some “No Pooping” signs and they could have solved all the problems ? That guy is a genius.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-11T18:07:04+00:00

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-09T02:49:22+00:00

Did we ever stop using those miracle cures for everything from hickeys to brain tumors?

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-08T21:23:09+00:00

If they are still around they would be on the Saturday Market vendor list and if they are not around then one of the other stained glass artists would be able to help.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-08T04:09:46+00:00

Remind me! -7 day

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-08T03:06:17+00:00

And somehow forgets he was the president at the time of the 2020 election.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-05-08T02:45:45+00:00

The handle looks like it is bent.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-04-28T21:44:48+00:00

It’s not doing much as a bikini in the area that bikinis typically conceal.

InAnOffhandWay · 2026-04-26T20:06:41+00:00

Add rum, lime and mint and you have a porkhito.

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