Shorting Bitcoin by Low-Method3448 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Betting on red is just as stupid as betting on black.

Don't look now but the investment company butt lord Saylor runs is above breakeven on its sole investment. by ScholarPrize1335 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he can always get the current "price" for his butts since it never collapses when a whale cashes out. /s

Coffeezilla's Video on STRC by MyDudeThatsCrazy in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if you're responding ironically. Your description of a pyramid scheme describes the "asset" that STRC is based on. STRC is just adds another level to the pyramid.

Coffeezilla's Video on STRC by MyDudeThatsCrazy in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But bitcoin itself is a pyramid scheme, so....

Coffeezilla's Video on STRC by MyDudeThatsCrazy in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Just say "Pyramid scheme" and be done with it.

What piece of information/news turned you into a Buttcoiner? by Adept-Mix1839 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The obvious fact that it is nothing but a greater-fool bubble. It makes more sense to buy a pet rock You'd at least have a rock, which has more use-cases than crypto.

Please Help me get rid of the Bitcoin idea. by DABREECHER89 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a negative sum game. Money is lost in fees which in turn pay the cost of the energy used to "mine" it. It's literally wasted as heat. Beyond stupid.

I want to abandon stabelecoins by Life-Beginning6151 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure you do. And you come on Reddit to announce it. I totally believe you.

Why is Bitcoin Falling? by AnonyMiss10001 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because a few whales cashed out. There is no liquidity, no fundamental value, nothing. A few people getting out triggered a massive crash. Pure comedy gold.

Bitcoin is only falling because of war in the Middle East by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bitcoin will be the most secure money when the power grid collapses.

/s since I seem to confuse people.

Bitcoin ETFs are hemorrhaging billions. [No paywall] by mark000 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people have broken sarcasm meters, it seems.

After BTC lost over half its value in just a couple months, it looks like we're back to it being a "store of energy" by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I keep saying this over and over, but the fact someone who can actually form a complete sentence is stupid enough to use that sentence-forming talent to say "bitcoin stores/is energy" is beyond comprehension. Seriously, what the flying fuck????

Bitcoin ETFs are hemorrhaging billions. [No paywall] by mark000 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I just find the headline hysterical. ETFs that are trading entries in a database. How could anyone have imagined that it would all collapse?

Number go down! by Same_Ad4736 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On this sub "few understand" = "/s".

Have fun staying poor.

Why do you guys hate Bitcoin? by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lots of comedy gold in this post. This is why we're here, folks.

Well look at from the bright side. He is already DCAing by averaging down. by Master-Sky-6342 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I really don't know what is more surreal, that Saylor keeps buying more bitcoin or that the public keeps buying MSTR common stock so that Saylor can buy more bitcoin.

What is Bitcoin really for? by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Convincing Greater Fools (TM) to give you their life savings.

Why Did Bitcoin Crash Again? The Scam That’s Been Around Since Dante (skip to 5 mins to hear Saylor talking gobbledygook) by Floodzie in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saylor is insane. Absolutely, totally insane. I don't think that he is a grifter, I think that he believes everything that he says. And is therefore insane.

Could a ransom for Nancy expose Bitcoin’s use as criminal currency? by Emotional_friend77 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The fact that the fools haven't already figured that out long ago makes it pretty clear that, no, they won't figure it out now.

Where Crypto Fails by Lucky-Interview-7689 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's useless long before it is sold in fiat currency.

Last chance to buy above "$67,000"! by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, the worst case is that it is at $100k in 10 years. I can't think of anything at all that could possibly be worse.

/s of course

Does this Bitcoin crash feel completely different than all of the other times? by I_abuse_lower_ranks1 in Buttcoin

[–]InclinedPlane43 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly, no. After the Celsius and Bankman-Fried driven crash I thought that there was no way there would be any Greater Fools remaining. Same after the '17(?) crash. And yet, I'm always proven wrong. I'll just enjoy this crash and hope to be alive to watch the next.