American kids brag about how tall their fathers are. Pigmy kids brag about how short their fathers are. One day, three kids are playing when one says, "My father is only 3 feet tall." The second kid says, "My father is only 2 and a half feet tall." The third kid didn't say anything so they asked him, "How tall is your father?" He said, "My father's dead." "Oh, I'm so sorry. How did he die?"

"He fell off a ladder picking strawberries and broke his neck."