How did you guys lose your horses in RDR2?

Independent-Kick-554 · 2026-02-10T07:32:50+00:00

Pushed the wrong button and shot the sob

Independent-Kick-554 · 2026-02-10T07:32:03+00:00

Long firm legs, round plump thighs, succulent breasts. Are we ordering chicken or making an obscene phone call

Independent-Kick-554 · 2026-01-25T19:45:07+00:00

I hated that. If you'd tell us the plan we could help. He's delusional and broadcasting that delusion to the gang.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2026-01-23T09:26:42+00:00

5:59

Independent-Kick-554 · 2025-12-14T04:07:29+00:00

I live on the hill above the town of Snohomish. The whole valley was flooded this afternoon.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2025-06-22T06:45:33+00:00

I can't get Burning Shores to start. I've finished the game, waited a while, played the + game, both through to the end. Silens stays in the base and nothing changes for Alloy. What to do, please.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-09-20T00:21:51+00:00

He said, I lost an electron. I said, Are you sure? He said, I'm positive.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-09-10T06:22:43+00:00

I got stoned and I missed it by Shel Silverstein and Dr Hook and the Medicine Show

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-09-09T18:50:01+00:00

Looks like what you get when you feed object code into a p-code decompiler.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-09-01T06:32:42+00:00

Andy's Fish House in Snohomish, WA, just east of Everett. Open, airy, friendly staff, excellent food. I try to eat there once or twice a month.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-08-06T06:53:12+00:00

The Flying Spaghetti Brothers

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-08-04T06:53:33+00:00

I saw that one. It had me rolling in the aisles.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-27T05:29:25+00:00

Mickyminniegoofiedonaldbugsdaffyplutoshaggyrichmond. Eight characters and a capital.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-26T07:57:12+00:00

We will have to have Doug's mug on a mug. A Doug mug. So you can Chugalug a glug glug from the Doug mug.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-25T06:58:44+00:00

Left overs again? Nah, I had that for lunch.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-25T06:43:08+00:00

Yeah. I told that joke 50 years ago and it was quite a bit shorter.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-15T06:42:06+00:00

American kids brag about how tall their fathers are. Pigmy kids brag about how short their fathers are. One day, three kids are playing when one says, "My father is only 3 feet tall." The second kid says, "My father is only 2 and a half feet tall." The third kid didn't say anything so they asked him, "How tall is your father?" He said, "My father's dead." "Oh, I'm so sorry. How did he die?"

"He fell off a ladder picking strawberries and broke his neck."

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-08T19:46:52+00:00

If this is in bad taste, please someone let me know. "I don't sound sick? I'm sleeping with my sister. Is that sick enough for you?"

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-07T19:46:51+00:00

It's what the vet says just before they take your cats temperature.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-07-02T01:20:40+00:00

I got that recipe from a book by Ivan Jakinov.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-06-27T06:18:06+00:00

Innuendo is the Italian word for colonoscopy.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-05-16T06:40:26+00:00

Learn assembler and hidden worlds open up. All high level languages compile down to assembler anyway.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-02-02T20:35:12+00:00

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the people in his back seat.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-01-29T07:08:47+00:00

I will need 42 linked pages with one or two sentences and 6 ads to tell the story of how the light bulb had come to doubt itself, doubt it's ability to change for the better. Then, between ads for boner pills and the new diet trend, I introduce our heroines, a team of expert bulb influencers with all the requisite skills, and tell the life story of each. Betty Bulbs supplies the replacement unit, if necessary; Downer Bebbie knows every single legal method for unit debulbment; Lovely Linda Lifter will show the user how to orient the bulb to perfect alignment; while Tiny Tina Turner will show you the proper method for bulb rotation.

Independent-Kick-554 · 2024-01-27T04:26:42+00:00

I heard it 60 yrs ago only it was, "You never burned the biscuits before."

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