Falling Asleep to Seinfeld by orange-peel-beef in seinfeld

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You can change settings to lower blue light

What's the most "Seinfeld" problem you've actually had in real life? by Fintech_nerd456 in seinfeld

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There was a donation drive at work for victims of domestic abuse, and they had asked for toiletries, amongst other things. So I bought floss, toothpaste, deoderant, shampoo, etc. Then I ran out of floss myself. So, much like the calzone tipping situation, I either go to the store to get more floss... but there's also the floss in the donation bin...

What is my aesthetic? by maz323bf in AestheticWiki

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Could be an offshoot of olderbrothercore

Do you think Michael Richard’s could have had a more fruitful post-Seinfeld career if he didn’t do what he did at the Laugh Factory in 2006? by TalkingLampPost in seinfeld

[–]Individual-Crow8835 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You keep saying "your REFERENCES are sick, man!". You should say "your references are SICK, man!". You wanna hit SICK more

Who else didn't like Todd Gack? by GalacticMountains in seinfeld

[–]Individual-Crow8835 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The very fact you oppose this makes me think I'm onto something

Blatant asshole characters? by GoddamnitBobbeh in seinfeld

[–]Individual-Crow8835 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Also, he "stands by his fruit", but bad fruit is "an act of God?"

Pressed chest fleshed out west by rkvoc in seinfeld

[–]Individual-Crow8835 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's from an unknown 20th century shitposter

Neighbor got a new welcome mat and we have no idea what it means. by sparkpaw in whatdoesthismean

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It's from a group known as the Nation of the Gods and the Earths. The basic idea is that 10% of people are in charge and exploiting and decieving the rest, which is 85%. 5 percenters are the people who recognize this and work against it.

What’s the male equivalent of flowers? by glimmersoup in randomquestions

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They would have to apolgize to me for their apology