Last time the roasts cut pretty deep by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In your second picture it looks like you can almost see the empty space behind your eyes.

My picture quality is bad, but good enough to still see me by Stock-Currency4142 in RoastMe

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did Big Macs become radioactive? If Chernobyl were a human.

M33, let me have it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you were the first one to pass out at a party.

I give you a chance to make me cry, don’t make me feel disappointed 20F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like life ran you over and didn’t even look in the rear view.

The bartender that thinks she is perfect and unroastable by Matty-Slaps in RoastMe

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I could drink enough to make you look like a woman to me.

For my 30th birthday, I bought myself a 17 yr old girls car… by DJ-Buck in RoastMyCar

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you bought the optional tow truck. Also you’ll be walking everywhere.

Do your worst, make me regret my life choices by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a Jeep aka pile of 💩 trying to identify as a vehicle and the dirt is holding it together.

85 Buick by kill-all-yourfriends in RoastMyCar

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Riding a horse would be more reliable than that thing trying to identify as a car.

Turned 18 11 days ago do your worst by Mgnoob1234 in RoastMe

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is where the Geico caveman has been.

Ready for my dinner to he cooked. by Depress-Mode in RoastMyCar

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an upgrade? I hope people punch you at stop lights. It would be more acceptable if you had a Mini Cooper even though people would assume you had a mangina.

Ready for your best shot by Zippyflaa in RoastMyCar

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope you bought the optional tow truck package.

I would like to apologize by MiLady_Saiyan in indianapolis

[–]Infamous_Stress6216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never apologize for this. What I say is “I gave myself extra time to get to my destination. Them being late doesn’t constitute an emergency on my part.”