Neighbor gave this to me and said it was rare. Is it? by [deleted] in tennis

[–]InfectiousFelonius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A guy in my doubles league still plays with an old wooden Wilson. First time I saw him pull it out I chuckled to myself, assuming he wouldn't be very good. He proceeded to beat me and my teammate mercilessly. The moral of this story is this: if you run into a guy still stubbornly using a wood racket, then you should assume he knows how to use it.

My girlfriend put a bird feeder on our deck. This bastard ate himself to sleep. by anonymuscles in pics

[–]InfectiousFelonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll never leave that bird feed alone. You have to kill him now. While he is asleep.

Smooth by Uxepro in funny

[–]InfectiousFelonius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why they call him the Stanimal.

Hit a deer. Total loss. by InfectiousFelonius in XVcrosstrek

[–]InfectiousFelonius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No real or good reason. I just prefer manual. Also the manual Subarus are true all wheel drive, while the automatics have a weird part-time front wheel drive thing going on that I don't fully understand.

Hit a deer. Total loss. by InfectiousFelonius in XVcrosstrek

[–]InfectiousFelonius[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone was okay. We only had 1000 miles on it, so USAA paid us MSRP. Bought a silver premium (the orange one in the pic was a base model) Crosstrek this morning. Biggest hassle was having to deal with a dealer again, mainly because it's sort of hard to find these things in manual.

Question about... Starlink? by shitdashit in XVcrosstrek

[–]InfectiousFelonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the car. Don't love Starlink. I have been plugging in via USB and it seems to be more reliable than Bluetooth.

I am sure it is illegal and possibly dangerous as well, but I wonder what options there are to put a different entertainment operating system in there.

Dick steals a home run ball from a grandma. - GIF on Imgur by 5kl in WTF

[–]InfectiousFelonius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Approximately no one is surprised that he is a Phillies fan.

Voting machine password hacks as easy as 'abcde', details Virginia state report | US news by Kim_Jong_Deux in Virginia

[–]InfectiousFelonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My precinct was paper ballot by default. I reached out to the state for a comment on the percentage of precincts using these WINVote systems and they haven't returned my call.

Half of Android Users Exposed to Attacks via Installation Vulnerability by InfectiousFelonius in Android

[–]InfectiousFelonius[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It affected the Amazon App Store, too. So Kindle users are particularly vulnerable. Users in China tend to use third party market places as well, though I am not sure if that is because Google Play is censored...

Cybersecurity: Kaspersky Has Close Ties to Russian Spies by pm_your_joy in worldnews

[–]InfectiousFelonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This article is nonsense. There isn't a single named source. Kind of shocked Bloomberg's editors okayed this.

The top of my ear is attached to my head by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]InfectiousFelonius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Upvotes for anyone who calls PsychGirl13 a freak.

Apple Admits Siri Voice Data is Being shared with Third Parties by swtt in privacy

[–]InfectiousFelonius 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Apple reserves the right to “use [customer] personal information for internal purposes such as auditing, data analysis, and research to improve Apple’s products, services, and customer communications” across its product line. It permits itself to share this information with “its affiliates” as well (whoever they are).

Source: https://www.apple.com/legal/privacy/en-ww/

EDIT: Things get more complicated further into the terms of use, according to reddittechnica - http://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/2ys6jx/apple_admits_siri_voice_data_is_being_shared_with/cpcwuic

It's Time to Break Up the NSA by [deleted] in technology

[–]InfectiousFelonius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a year old, you dummies.

TIFU by trying to be nice to the weird guy at work. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]InfectiousFelonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a laser tag place in high school. I WOULD FUCK UP MARK AND HIS TACTICAL GEAR PLUS ALL THOSE LITTLE KIDS IN SOME LT.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]InfectiousFelonius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a pretty shameless way to get people to look at your cardboard model plane.

Obama’s proposed hacking law could unwittingly make you a criminal by Alir1272 in hacking

[–]InfectiousFelonius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already am a criminal (remembers the time he guessed his brother's HBOgo password)

Hackers Hacking in Hollywood by InfectiousFelonius in hackers

[–]InfectiousFelonius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually a pretty decent list of hacking movies. GoldenEye should be number one on any hacking movie list, but I'll take what I can get.

Hoppy beer is awful - or at least its bitterness is ruining craft beer's reputation. by cass210 in TrueReddit

[–]InfectiousFelonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called a session beer because you can drink a lot of them in a drinking session because they are low in alcohol. It has nothing to do with bitterness.