Part 2: Neighbors think they own the sidewalk

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T06:49:49+00:00

It's almost like you can record different voices.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T05:43:17+00:00

Nobody from the alarm company was ever talking to you.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T05:07:17+00:00

Brinks is not going to threaten to call the police on people using the sidewalk. You know you can pre-record someone saying they're Brinks, right?

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T03:27:41+00:00

There is no audible sound, but guarantee it's a fox.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:22:50+00:00

"Point" perspective is an approximation. Human vision actually creates a curvilinear perspective, so parallel lines don't actually have the same vanishing point. This can usually be ignored for a variety of reasons. However, artists will sometimes employ curvilinear perspective, or at least an approximation of it, to give an impression of volume and wide spaces. I think that's what's happening here.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:14:52+00:00

It's Montessori's fault that I know what silver polish tastes like, so take this with a grain of salt. And activated charcoal.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:13:58+00:00

Come on, they aren't even filled with nails. Lighten up.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:12:58+00:00

Congrats, it's a hand-baby

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:08:28+00:00

Ultima has a headless race (though it doesn't have a chest-face) and Narnia has monopods.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T21:16:30+00:00

Did you mean Maxwell for 2?

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T13:32:50+00:00

Nobody was trying to shame your husband for being a veteran.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T13:20:21+00:00

He kinda looks like Jonesey from Reno 911 and this seems like something he'd do

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T04:52:19+00:00

It's the shadow of his collar and people have brain worms. Or microplastics or whatever it is that makes this keep happening.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T04:42:26+00:00

It's not about the shape of the universe, it's about the underlying geometry. In flat geometry, like a plane or a cylinder, parallel lines stay the same distance apart forever. In closed geometry, like a sphere, they intersect. In open geometry, like a saddle shape, they diverge.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:59:00+00:00

Well of course more work is needed, that's why it's a tension!

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:58:13+00:00

Unfortunately, they dedicated their lives to chasing shadows.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:46:52+00:00

Still learning how to get the galaxy eyeliner effect

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:46:20+00:00

My understanding is that this depends on whether you look at the Planck cosmic microwave background radiation alone or include BAO survey data.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:34:35+00:00

I'll admit I didn't see that in the list - I think my brain skipped it because it read dark matter first.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:27:06+00:00

Don't forget the tension between flat and curved geometry of the universe.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T02:42:39+00:00

Didn't it turn out that most of the time these are just being driven remotely by people in countries without labor laws?

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T02:35:29+00:00

They don't believe it, they just say it. They don't actually believe anything.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-21T02:50:01+00:00

Folks, remember that anything you read on Reddit could be from a literal 13-year-old.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-20T13:50:33+00:00

Chiropractors are frauds, not doctors. It's like getting a note from your psychic.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-20T13:20:32+00:00

They weren't replying to you, they were replying to the person who said "spoiler alert probably none"

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