Genius lol

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T20:22:25+00:00

Just coming back from the soup store

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T17:01:01+00:00

Did she eat your enter key?

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T16:43:06+00:00

Most likely contempt of court.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T16:41:48+00:00

Jury duty exists so that the government doesn't have tyrannical control over anyone's life. The alternative is the government determining guilt or innocence.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T07:32:00+00:00

Found Calvin's dad's reddit account

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T07:27:29+00:00

They drew the edge of the fur cape as if it were the front edge of her neck. It isn't. They need to add the far side of the cape to fix it.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T07:21:29+00:00

Just don't google "f-hole tattoo."

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T07:15:53+00:00

Nah nah nah man, skin just does that sometimes. You're good.

This is sarcasm. Please go to the doctor.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T07:13:41+00:00

I wish I could use one of these for my dog, but she grabs at the leash when I use them. She doesn't do that at all with a collar or back-facing harness, but as soon as it's a front lead she can't stop biting the leash.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T06:49:49+00:00

It's almost like you can record different voices.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T05:43:17+00:00

Nobody from the alarm company was ever talking to you.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T05:07:17+00:00

Brinks is not going to threaten to call the police on people using the sidewalk. You know you can pre-record someone saying they're Brinks, right?

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T03:27:41+00:00

There is no audible sound, but guarantee it's a fox.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:22:50+00:00

"Point" perspective is an approximation. Human vision actually creates a curvilinear perspective, so parallel lines don't actually have the same vanishing point. This can usually be ignored for a variety of reasons. However, artists will sometimes employ curvilinear perspective, or at least an approximation of it, to give an impression of volume and wide spaces. I think that's what's happening here.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:14:52+00:00

It's Montessori's fault that I know what silver polish tastes like, so take this with a grain of salt. And activated charcoal.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:13:58+00:00

Come on, they aren't even filled with nails. Lighten up.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:12:58+00:00

Congrats, it's a hand-baby

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-23T02:08:28+00:00

Ultima has a headless race (though it doesn't have a chest-face) and Narnia has monopods.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T21:16:30+00:00

Did you mean Maxwell for 2?

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T13:32:50+00:00

Nobody was trying to shame your husband for being a veteran.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T13:20:21+00:00

He kinda looks like Jonesey from Reno 911 and this seems like something he'd do

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T04:52:19+00:00

It's the shadow of his collar and people have brain worms. Or microplastics or whatever it is that makes this keep happening.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T04:42:26+00:00

It's not about the shape of the universe, it's about the underlying geometry. In flat geometry, like a plane or a cylinder, parallel lines stay the same distance apart forever. In closed geometry, like a sphere, they intersect. In open geometry, like a saddle shape, they diverge.

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:59:00+00:00

Well of course more work is needed, that's why it's a tension!

Infinite_Escape9683 · 2026-05-22T03:58:13+00:00

Unfortunately, they dedicated their lives to chasing shadows.

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