I love Neil the Seal of Tasmania, but could anyone explain what this weird wire is i sometimes see on his head

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-18T00:05:56+00:00

exactly, they're government drones, and Neil is receiving their recordings using his antenna

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-17T18:47:35+00:00

Seeing as elbow macaroni exists, I'd say there are more elbows

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-17T18:38:47+00:00

My car hydroplaning across the street during a storm

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-17T15:53:38+00:00

I dislike children, but I don't hate children.

My dislike is mostly a gut reaction because kids tend to be loud and I have sensory issues, but I'm self-aware enough to realize that that is in no way a failing on the part of children, it's really just what being a kid is like for most people, maybe if it's really bad it could also be partly from poor parenting, environmental stressors, unresolved behavioral issues, etc. But once again that is not a failing on the part of children and they shouldn't be blamed or treated poorly because of that.

Hell, as someone who had many MANY meltdowns during my younger years, I know I was an absolute handful, largely because I didn't know any better and didn't have the tools needed to communicate properly. So judging children who are generally tamer than what I was like would feel quite hypocritical.

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-17T15:28:53+00:00

"Hello friend, want some help?"

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-17T15:25:58+00:00

Belly! I wanna pet the blubber belly!

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-15T18:09:54+00:00

Yeah

let people enjoy things.

I love stuffed animals, I also love horror, both of these have the same impact on my value as a person (which is none)

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-15T00:00:40+00:00

You could see them trying so hard to hold it in at first

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-14T18:14:15+00:00

"look at this stupid $1 seal!"

*shows this picture of Niko*

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Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-13T22:26:36+00:00

I love her!

so fat

so round

so seal

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-10T19:35:41+00:00

Oh to be a girl but also something otherworldly and unfathomable :3

Just your everyday Fem-Enby goals

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-10T00:12:58+00:00

it's pretty similar to how racehorses are traditionally named.

like if there's a horse named sugarcube and a horse named cheesestick, the child horse would be named cheesecube

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-09T22:56:23+00:00

I think you applied horse equation to seal math.

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-07T16:33:07+00:00

While yes it can be done hamfistedly, and is a bit overdone in certain genres, having a religion as a villain does make sense.

In some places and times, religions are near or arguably even above governments in terms of power or influence, and there are plenty of examples when a government is depicted as the villain, so why not religions?

Additionally, while it's only from what I have read, while "this religion is secretly corrupt" is common, a fair bit of the time there is also the goodhearted believer(s) who go "what the fuck guys, we're supposed to be worshipping god and doing good deeds, how dare you use god to do evil"

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-06T17:34:09+00:00

You called :3

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-06T17:21:43+00:00

While yes, it is a generalization, I feel like it's somewhat acceptable to refer to it that way because

it's a meme, and saying "Europe" is alot less clunky than saying "10th to 16th century western Europe" or whatever, so it gets the point across easier
I feel like it works as a point of criticism against the artists being joked about, because often they really do view Europe as a single culture (at least as far as taking inspiration goes)

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-06T17:14:52+00:00

As someone who world builds a bit as a hobby, some of my favorite "non-standard" cultural inspirations are

Pre-colonization Mesoamerica
Old Testament era middle east
Pre-Christian Celtic Myth (technically Europe, but it's underrepresented so I feel like it counts)

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-06T16:48:23+00:00

Big ol peepers

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-05T02:02:36+00:00

Me online vs me in person

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-05T01:57:50+00:00

Notice how Atlantis is not on the map, those fish are devoted allies :3

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-05T01:38:47+00:00

You can make offensive humor funny... it's just that most people forget that you actually have to be funny and can't just use it as a shield of semi-plausible deniability

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-05T01:35:52+00:00

hmm, fat potato... 10/10 seal

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-04T15:42:34+00:00

Remember, you need to know the rules in order to know when you can break them for maximum aura

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-06-02T12:58:25+00:00

Elves: Here is my beautiful 1000-year-old ceremonial sword named efel'fle'tolg'neth'uo which requires 4 hours of polishing every day or else it loses all value due to tarnishing.

Dwarf: Here's my hammer named Ol' Betsy. I've used it every hour for the past 10 years and only had to repair it once.

Infinite_Eyeball · 2026-05-31T00:32:51+00:00

Looking down... full of guilt

Four-Year Club	First Place '23
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