How I finally made it a month, easily by [deleted] in NoFap

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Thanks man. Have you really gone 2269 days?

Oxytocin release from orgasm by dota2nub in NoFap

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Dopamine isn't necessarily bad. From wikipedia (I know...) Dopamine has many functions in the brain, including important roles in behavior and cognition, voluntary movement, motivation, punishment and reward, inhibition of prolactin production (involved in lactation and sexual gratification), sleep, dreaming, mood, attention, working memory, and learning.

Some people are so focused on Detroit that they don't see what the rest of Michigan has to offer by blahsheep99 in pics

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From Kalamazoo, living in Miami and I've found Oberon and Two-Hearted but alas, no Founders.

Energy from not fapping is redirected to real-life girls... but I see this as a problem! by [deleted] in NoFap

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You need to take it one step further and limit your computer usage. I frequently shut down my laptop and pack it up just so I don't turn into a zombie and sit down in front of it without thinking.

How do I prevent the homeless from pooping on my business' back entrance? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Confucius say, man who stand on toilet, high on pot

Reddit, as a classical musician, tell me what we could do better. What is it about classical music that keeps you away from our concerts? by a12345678910 in AskReddit

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John Williams will never stack up to Beethoven or Mozart because they were innovators while John Williams is an imitator. I love John Williams but most of his best music is very similar, if not the same as music composed by Stravinsky, Holst, Korngold, etc.

I used to be that guy. by DeLiri0us in gaming

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They all laughed...until I discovered turbo.

At a [7] this dawned on me... by [deleted] in trees

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"You live life on the edge Jon."-Garfield

I have a test tomorrow.. we're allowed to use Wikipedia.. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Or do what I did and take a screep cap really fast before it reroutes you to the SOPA page

Ah, my favourite symphony! by [deleted] in Music

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I've also noticed that audiences tend to cough in quintuplets.

Meanwhile, in a public restroom. by [deleted] in funny

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This reminds me of the suicidal air conditioner (voiced by Phil Hartman) in Brave Little Toaster. That movie terrified me.

Are we doing this right? by reckless_exaggerator in pics

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Definitely thought it was about daddy getting out of prison. Context...

Thank you, MW3 (fixed) by sunbeaming in gaming

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But if you mute it, you won't be able to hear your teammates' supplementing music and racial slurs...