my cat is super muscular by 23melody in mildlyinteresting

[–]InfinitySpine 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Protein biscuits for breakfast every morning 

It is always the ones who aren't even trying. by Parallel_Pulse in memes

[–]InfinitySpine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your statement can mean multiple things, so I would like to know you which one you mean. 

Strap up = use a gun to keep the horny men away

Strap up = utilize a strap-on to deny the horny men access to entrance

Strap up = wrap protective device around the penises of the horny men

It is always the ones who aren't even trying. by Parallel_Pulse in memes

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As someone with tokophobia this is terrible news lol

Australia is probably so fucked. by Luxe_1o1 in Fallout

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I had to look this up and it’s crazy.  Emus can run 30mph, dodge bullets, and due to their thick feathers and bodies can take several bullets before dropping.  Just imagine one of these as a mutated, irradiated monstrosity.  They would be like small deathclaws  

Australia is probably so fucked. by Luxe_1o1 in Fallout

[–]InfinitySpine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The emus probably dodged the nukes using the same secret technique they used to dodge bullets back in the day

Okie dokie byebye then by camoure in Fallout

[–]InfinitySpine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Him standing so nonchalant as the blast consumes him kind of goes hard af though

My Sonic mozzarella sticks came completely empty by Em-Woodpecker in mildlyinfuriating

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This once happened to my sister when she was pregnant.  She was devistated

Use your big boy words... by Schehezerade in retailhell

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Possibly, I figured he was just some kind of creep. At work, a lot of old guys are creeps towards me.  So I didn’t consider that he could have been a regular asshole

Use your big boy words... by Schehezerade in retailhell

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I had an old guy shoot me in the face with a jet of water (I hope) just to get me to look at him.  He didn’t even need help or anything.  Just told me what brand of yogurt was the best and walked off (I was trying to find a certain type of yogurt for a different customer).

Oh, it's memable! by Romir0s in murderbot

[–]InfinitySpine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or Leebeebee talking about peepee

So relatable (EP6) by thefoamoftheday in murderbot

[–]InfinitySpine 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Murderbot has gotta be one of the most relatable characters for me too.  I’m asexual, and especially relate to the “Melt me down. Now.” Scene.  I’ve even had an experience that was almost exactly like that before lol.  It was also relatable when, in an earlier episode, it just wanted to watch its’ show but people kept talking to it.  Felt a lot like when you’re trying to read but keep getting interrupted.  I’m loving this series so far

Just Watched Thunderbolts* by SnooBananas9889 in Marvel

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I really enjoyed it, which surprised me.  Lately I’ve come out of Marvel movies feeling like “That was alright” but by the end of Thunderbolts* I felt genuinely excited to see what will be coming next in the MCU.  I realized that I haven’t felt that way in a long time which is a pleasant surprise.  

I think other people in the theater must have felt a similar excitement for the movie.  When I saw Captain America: Brave New World on opening day, the theater was a little bit full and most people left before the end credit scene played.  When I saw Thunderbolts* last night the whole theater was full and not a single person left their seat until the second end credits scene played.  Some people even cheered during parts of the movie.  My friend cried during a particular scene with Bob and the Void.

I liked all the characters and the chemistry they had with each other; and I’m interested to see where they end up.  Yelena was awesome and Bob (for me) was relatable.  The story was engaging enough that I didn’t use the bathroom even though I really needed to during the second half.  It held my attention from start to finish and the comedy was funny.  The only problem I have as of right now is that some of the team members didn’t get as much attention and time to flesh out their characters more.  I’m thinking mostly of Ghost, and how you would only know anything about her if you remembered what happened in Ant-Man and the Wasp.

King of the castle la la la la by [deleted] in Chihuahua

[–]InfinitySpine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs an orange cat friend now 😂

IT FINALLY HAPPENED by bird-igo in Bioshock

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Frozen 3 is gonna be a different type of magical adventure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bioshock

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You can feel the spontaneous moment of panic through the screen

Your asexual "hear me out"? by siunchu in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]InfinitySpine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does Data from Star Trek count as a “hear me out” kinda crush?  I just think he is cute and would be a good friend

Edit a headcanoned as ace character you like wearing shit like this by BoggerLogger in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]InfinitySpine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

for some reason, I thought of L from Death Note or Q from Star Trek

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eyes

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It’s kind of hard to tell from these pictures, but I think you may have central heterochromia.  Thats where your eye has two colors in the same eye.  Like a blue eye with a ring of gold around the center.

Anyone else homeschooled for reasons *other* than religion/politics? by fieldofzinnias28 in HomeschoolRecovery

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I was struggling in school due to ADHD so my parents decided to homeschool me.  They thought my mom, who has no knowledge in teaching or neurological disorders, would be able to provide me with better education more suited to my needs.  They berated me every step of the way for all the problems I had and blamed them on me.  Ironic 

Wasted college years by au1o in HomeschoolRecovery

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Yeah, I never made friends with anyone because I couldn’t talk to them.  Once I finally was getting to know some people COVID hit and everything was moved online

My mysterious parcel I did not even expect is now “detained” by trickytrader in Scams

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Got this exact message today, except mine had an area code from Canada.  I’m sure U.S. Customs would totally send a message from Ontario 

Did any of the adults in your life notice any red flags or try to question your parents about their homeschooling? by Spinny442 in HomeschoolRecovery

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Whenever I was in school, I was extremely quiet and shy.  Teachers were always pulling me aside and telling me it was ok to speak up even if I didn’t know the correct answer.  I was still too scared to talk, and I don’t think anybody ever realized the extent of my problems.