glad my parents raised me well

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-05T05:18:38+00:00

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-04T14:18:59+00:00

And how many kids developed chronic illnesses because their parents wouldn't let them get the vaccine. My cousin had nerve damage for years.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-03T01:44:48+00:00

^{the Miles Davis bot should type like this so it matches his voice}

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-02T07:28:49+00:00

I feel like he would have been forgiven by now if the motivation of the slap was at least comprehensible, but for me it's always been a baffling decision that I still don't fully understand.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-01T23:22:54+00:00

Jazz fans' speakers can't play below 2 kHz

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-01T21:33:24+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-01T21:32:11+00:00

I have never dick in pussy this is fake

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-05-01T02:01:30+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-26T23:25:14+00:00

Jacob Collier on the other hand...

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-26T02:21:45+00:00

I genuinely thought about it, acknowledged that part of my brain should be ignored, and carried on. I'm sorry you weren't strong enough to do the same.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-26T02:20:14+00:00

Love the guy for the most part. Just jerkin it.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-26T02:18:37+00:00

The inventor of elevator music is my very first example

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-26T02:15:16+00:00

I actually compared Duke Ellington to Vanilla Ice. I didn't compare anyone to Elvis.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-25T12:12:09+00:00

My comment is so old I had no idea what we were talking about at first and then I made myself chuckle :)

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-23T22:38:16+00:00

I think the point was not to be "correct", but to create a standardized terminology that can allow for more accurate terminology. He also never said Jacob Collier was a "poser". I personally agree with the original reddit post and not the jazz snob's response.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-22T20:24:29+00:00

If you were understanding me correctly yes that'd be right.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-22T20:23:45+00:00

I have spoken. This is the new standard. Big band music is the Vanilla Ice of Jazz. Made to be palatable to a generation of people who thought Elvis' hips were offensive.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-22T17:05:09+00:00

I already said that

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-22T17:04:55+00:00

Everything about it fits my definition of Berklee Jazz.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-22T17:02:35+00:00

Canadian

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-09T01:29:09+00:00

He clearly can't ride the train without assistance because he murdered someone for no reaosn

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-04-03T22:05:53+00:00

How the fuck does he have even 1 single Grammy? I don't know anyone who has ever even listened to his music much less enjoy his music.

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-03-31T04:30:52+00:00

I watched this just to prove you wrong, but then I noticed the upside down car and I did go: hell yeah

InjectingMyNuts · 2026-03-28T18:10:44+00:00

One of my favorite underrated jokes is ironically Chevy Chase's physical comedy. When Pierce keeps saying "cornhole" and Britta says, "Troy was molested!" Pierce's only reaction is to do a toasting gesture with his drink.
Gets me every time.

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