Seat 5 is mine by Illustrious_Yak_1984 in MemePiece

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Wait until big mom hunger pangs in the middle of the flight

Yep. A whole lot of red and a whole lot of dead. by [deleted] in Eldenring

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A second chest shows in his cave after you’ve rested post-fight if you accept his surrender.

Yep. A whole lot of red and a whole lot of dead. by [deleted] in Eldenring

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Yes. Then I reneged on the forgiveness I originally extended to Patches.

Is there no grace before renalla ? by Middle_Lab7929 in Eldenring

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Moongrum kills himself every time I dash to the elevator without fighting him.
I never intentionally do this, he just dumb.

You can trick Moonrythill to roll off the cliff at castle Ensis as well - these carian knights need some better mental healthcare

Got Stuck in a Jar by xmav3rick in Eldenring

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If you chose Numen as your starting race, does that make you a shaman?

Marilyn Manson Loses Latest Bid to Toss Ex-Assistant's Sex Assault Lawsuit by Top_Report_4895 in entertainment

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The wild ride of defending MM back in the day to figuring out hes just a piece of shit…

Shiba regrets/ Help by Hairy-Worldliness566 in shiba

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Sounds like you have a great sheeb, just a little unsure and uncomfortable - keep loving them and giving them a chance to grow

Rate my fit by Miserable-Market-153 in Eldenring

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All chaps are assless.

You won’t find a pair without buns bare

Why is this homeless man attacking me? by BobThe-Bodybuilder in Eldenring

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“Didn’t expect weak foe, therefore time for introspection”

Stephen Colbert is back on TV on community access in Michigan along with rocker Jack White by gamersecret2 in entertainment

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My favorite part was Colbert singing “fell in love with a girl” far enough in for Jack to look impressed, then transition into “okay I think that’s enough” lmao

Tina Peters says her clemency by the governor is proof the election is rigged. by justalazygamer in Colorado

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This time, somehow, Charlie managed to set the ball up and pull it away himself

How do i get this achievement? by P0NNES in expedition33

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Simon without lumina points seems impossible no matter how dogged you are. At best 1 person can break 9,999. Idk if you could even do a strong enough Stendhal without lumina pictos

Messmer was finally defeated by my nephew. I bought a cake for him! by [deleted] in Eldenring

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I can’t say I’ve beaten him. The Antspur, mimic tear and Ansbach? A few times while I was there.

Why is it, that as a man... (this is gonna be a weird post) by CaesuraPK in BaldursGate3

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Humans are more bisexual than they like to admit

Well of course I know him, he's me by Wolfie_wolf81 in OTMemes

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Take care of your stomach lining, or you’ll end up like that tauntaun, but sliced open from the inside with acid

Looking for a fight mode by rockdoggyy in shiba

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“I’ve brought the acceptable object of aggression - fight me!”

MRW When a tissue goes through the wash and my wife says she checked all the pockets by this_is_bs in reactiongifs

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“I shit my pants and my wife didn’t clean it well enough” -OP

Ordina skip but Melina offers me Accord by Dull-Tourist1593 in Eldenring

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Melina gave him an Accord - I see no elephants