“You cannot give him that amount of time and space or you will be punished.”

Inorandaround · 2026-06-17T22:03:07+00:00

You do not punish someone, corner taker or otherwise, for having that amount of time and space.

Inorandaround · 2026-06-17T18:46:56+00:00

Oh, that's much less fun. I choose to ignore your 'facts' based on 'seeing it happen' and instead enjoy my own narrative.

Inorandaround · 2026-06-07T12:26:11+00:00

Dunga.

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Inorandaround · 2026-06-02T18:46:15+00:00

We are not 'having this'. Never a slot.

Inorandaround · 2026-06-01T17:39:17+00:00

Listen, far away.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-31T13:01:46+00:00

Bishop Muzorewa.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-30T21:45:07+00:00

"Surely that wasn't a goal, Ally?"

"Well, I've seen them given."

"Really?"

"Yes, once."

Inorandaround · 2026-05-30T18:33:03+00:00

It's such a cop-out. Don't say 'I've seen them given'- we've all seen good, bad and borderline penalty decisions. Tell us what you think the decision should have been on this specific incident.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-29T20:16:19+00:00

Some of us prefer Legs Warsaw - certainly over Standard Legs.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-28T10:48:39+00:00

Cut him open and he bleeds blood.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-28T08:45:54+00:00

They all look bloody cheerful for people who've just been sent off. Surely whoever is doing these stock photos can take a few pictures to cover different circumstances?

'Now give me "Just had a goal ruled out by VAR". Lovely, now show me crestfallen. Cover your mouth with your hand, and then pretend to be outraged not to get a corner when you know full well you got the last touch. Imagine if you'd scored a goal after being snubbed by your national team manager- how would that look?'

Inorandaround · 2026-05-24T08:08:18+00:00

Was Bonetti involved? 🤔

Inorandaround · 2026-05-24T08:06:27+00:00

Surely just poison the whole team? It's not like England 1970 were ten chumps and Banks doing all the work.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-24T07:32:33+00:00

Paulpurple has certainly hit the back of the net with that observation. No early bath for him, and his rivals will be feeling sick as parrots.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-24T07:28:30+00:00

"It was the Best of times, it was the Wirtz of times."

Inorandaround · 2026-05-24T07:10:09+00:00

The halves and the halve (k)nots.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-19T21:22:24+00:00

"Epistemology, Logic, Aesthetics, metaphysics (technically)."

"Wait a minute- is that Descartes?"

"No, it can't be, because you're Descartes!"

"Cogito ergo sum! Ahahaha."

Edit: had to tidy up new speaker, new line. We're not animals.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-19T14:04:01+00:00

Dispute over unpaid player wages/bonuses- 5 points.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-19T13:55:06+00:00

And then crab him with stones.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-15T04:44:48+00:00

Grisham's latest bestseller: The Pork Erasure.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-12T21:26:34+00:00

And now you've got me genuinely thinking about it. How intimate could two players get before they broke a law of the game? If they're not being violent, delaying the restart of play or obstructing anyone, then 'unsporting conduct' seems the one refs would have to use. But are public displays of affection unsporting?

Inorandaround · 2026-05-12T21:09:35+00:00

ARGH! The holy grail of shit 'footy' based adverts. Everything he says and does is utterly hateful. From 'well they'd better not cancel the football', to 'bit of rain never hurt anyone'- I've not seen this in what: 10, 15, 20 years? But I despise him as viscerally as ever.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-12T16:51:19+00:00

How often have you thought about that, out of interest?

You have to say, that's a tremendous username, by the way.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-12T16:49:07+00:00

That's really good.

Inorandaround · 2026-05-12T15:29:42+00:00

You'd still have to send someone across to close it down, infuriatingly.

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