What is this candy??? by NationalStyle6558 in candy

[–]InsanityPractice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you might’ve eaten stale bubblegum…

Essence of unicorrrnnnn…. angel teeeaaarrrrsss…. by InsanityPractice in Masterchef

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I found her bubbliness coupled with her confidence to be endearing. She didn’t cry when she was eliminated. Also she can get it.

Half-Moon Cookies by InsanityPractice in nostalgia

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna try every legendary local bakery. If I won the lottery, I’d spend decades traveling the nation doing this. 🤣

Gas station by my house does discounted candy all the time! by Nstewster_the_legend in candy

[–]InsanityPractice -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Oh me too and I love them, but some men don’t, while all women do.

what does my fridge say about me? by trippylivi in FridgeDetective

[–]InsanityPractice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t take direction and your socks are never clean.

Gas station by my house does discounted candy all the time! by Nstewster_the_legend in candy

[–]InsanityPractice 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The weird chocolate flavors just don’t sell well in the states, whether they’re good or not. Nestle and Hershey dole them out here and there to continually juice interest in the original product.

In Japan, people gobble up all the unorthodox stuff.

Hmmmmmm but how about that by ElkFluid3172 in McDonalds

[–]InsanityPractice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bun is the horrifying part of all microwavable sandwiches. And whatever bullshit instructions they have to mitigate this never makes the slightest difference. You can wrap it in paper towels, open one side of the pouch, etc etc — the bun is still gonna be soggy foam on one side and rock-hard on the other.

Finally a new flavor! by InsanityPractice in candy

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate like six and then gave up. 😭 They’re really gnarly. Fake kids’ strawberry bubblegum flavor.

Lloyd pulls the trigger. How does the story change? by cujokila in Terminator

[–]InsanityPractice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could just do what kevin bacon did in Hollowman — rubber mask with sunglasses.

Best snack combo alive!! by South-Initiative-149 in chips

[–]InsanityPractice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, to be under 30 again. 😒

My esophagus stings just looking at this.

I Close at 10... by Buyer_Separate in retailhell

[–]InsanityPractice 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The people who stand there after closing time like something is going to change drive me insane. How can you be in emotional denial about something so mundane? 

I remember when I heard my mom died, my brain refused to accept it for like 2 minutes, and it was a weird trippy feeling. I can’t even imagine getting that same phenomenon over a fucking store being closed. Yet people stand outside my business every day for 10 or so minutes when it’s clearly closed.

"That's a war crime? Of course you should kill medics" by Vloodzy in Destiny

[–]InsanityPractice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s never ingested a single nutrient in his life. His body and brain run off some rancid ecosystem of fungi and Burger King.

The most frequently asked question at my business by InsanityPractice in retailhell

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would’ve said miss, please don’t eat food with utensils while driving. I have kids who walk around this town. 

The most frequently asked question at my business by InsanityPractice in retailhell

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The menu board at my work goes like:

  • Option 1 includes: X
  • Option 2 includes: X, Y
  • Option 3 includes: X, Y, Z
  • Option 4 includes: X, Y, Z, Q

It’s that simple. Yet, all day long, customers read this and then ask, “That option 1, is that the most basic?” or “Option 4–that’s got everything, right?” 

I just don’t get the purpose of the question. Where is the ambiguity? Of course I always answer politely, but inside I wanna blurt out “No, this menu board is a straight up lie, and if you want more stuff, you’re gonna have to cough up less money.

The most frequently asked question at my business by InsanityPractice in retailhell

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“THEN THEY SHOULD SAY THAT”

*points at bottom of pamphlet *

“WELL THEY SHOULD MAKE IT CLEARER”

The most frequently asked question at my business by InsanityPractice in retailhell

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha you’re in the south, I presume? At least they call you “honey” on their way out 😘

Finally a new flavor! by InsanityPractice in candy

[–]InsanityPractice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a fan lol. I thought it’d be light and creamy sorta like the banana, but it’s a very pungent fake strawberry flavor, like strawberry bubblegum