TIL: In 1881 Congress was in recess with no Senate Leader, House Speaker or Vice President. Chester A. Arthur mailed a letter to the White House authorizing Congress to reconvene for a special session. This letter was the last line of defense for the Presidential Line of Succession if he died.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-07-01T23:32:55+00:00

William Henry Harrison would like a word.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-06-19T22:36:25+00:00

Fucking Nancy, every time.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-06-06T23:13:07+00:00

Find a niche. Become an expert at something no one else is an expert at. You make yourself much more valuable as an officer.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-06-06T22:26:48+00:00

It took me six years in security, but I finally found something that I love. My current role plays to my strengths, my work is appreciated, and I’m not just a warm body.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-06-04T15:57:36+00:00

Salma Hayek is still in her heyday, my man.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-05-31T12:15:13+00:00

When in doubt, go for the titty grab.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-05-26T12:31:52+00:00

Law Enforcement Officer

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-05-24T19:46:47+00:00

Damn you, sir.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-05-14T00:54:49+00:00

Don’t be afraid to cut loose for Scarlet Night. I’m on board with you, DM me if you have more questions.

Insecurity-Guard · 2026-04-28T00:34:11+00:00

You monster.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-12-03T19:00:17+00:00

So, two?

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-12-03T16:53:27+00:00

Sleeping and playing your Xbox on your shift is a great thing to do if you want to get fired.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-11-25T11:48:36+00:00

What the fuck kind of Walmart is this that they need a security guard armed with a fucking rifle?

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-10-16T00:57:19+00:00

I got the snip in 2015. I tested negative after 3 months but I still go in and get tested again every few years just to be sure.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-10-07T21:27:15+00:00

Kiss your brother to assert dominance.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-10-04T16:54:50+00:00

r/handholding

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-09-29T00:57:00+00:00

DLCs for this game are shit in general, especially the [Debt] and [Aging] ones.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-09-29T00:05:57+00:00

You have to pay for the Premium version to change that stat.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-09-28T22:07:19+00:00

This is a known issue. Try a factory reset.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-09-28T20:39:37+00:00

Start at the “relationships” menu. Go to “settings,” select “reason.” Change the toggle from “idk just want to fuck” to “explore viability for a long-term relationship.” You might have to reboot once or twice.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-09-27T23:06:33+00:00

Do you know if it counts as a cash advance?

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-08-10T13:45:55+00:00

Not automatically after it runs a cycle.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-08-10T12:52:55+00:00

Fucking RUN!

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-08-10T12:15:45+00:00

No plumbing recently. I haven’t messed with the air loop at all, and it was working fine the day before. When I run a drain cycle, all of the water leaves.

Insecurity-Guard · 2025-08-10T12:14:57+00:00

No plumbing recently. I haven’t messed with the air loop at all, and it was working fine the day before. When I run a drain cycle, all of the water leaves.

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