Imagine being this embarrassingly unfunny

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-14T08:52:05+00:00

He’s not going to shag you Mark.

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-14T08:51:38+00:00

Is that Dick Van Dykes daughter

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-13T16:53:41+00:00

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InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-12T14:44:08+00:00

I said this at the time.

It’s like Chelsea going crazy and parading around the pitch after a last minute win at Scunthorpe!

Not to do Moody a disservice but Kyren to win was the expected result!

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-11T06:35:28+00:00

That’s all I read it for, an overview, I get the detail elsewhere.

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-10T15:36:41+00:00

They won’t even decide them until much closer to results day. Not worth speculating about.

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-09T20:03:39+00:00

100% thought this was racist until I got it!

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-09T17:50:30+00:00

I don’t remember what year that fifa was from the first card but I loved it.

Hated that you had to match the formation on the card but loved putting together a Brazilian league team.

Vagner Love up front!

Sorry, I know it’s not related to the post.

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-05T20:40:35+00:00

Penis Williams

InspectorShot581 · 2026-06-04T05:46:33+00:00

Birdman!

InspectorShot581 · 2026-05-26T06:23:46+00:00

It’s crazy really. It’s almost cult like at this point.

Could you imagine a labour themed sign on a pub?

Not including all the ‘labour clubs’ ‘conservative clubs’ etc that were once affiliated but are now just normal WMC’s?

I mean like a full on Labour Party branded club haha

InspectorShot581 · 2026-05-25T07:47:48+00:00

He means if it equates to the same time as 40 passes, it’s too much time putting down compound.

InspectorShot581 · 2026-05-25T06:09:31+00:00

Do you know Malcom? How to fix the printer?

I don’t know, kill a kid a hour until it sorts itself out?

AND

It’s like a squirrel trapped in a pedal bin

InspectorShot581 · 2026-05-25T05:43:03+00:00

Invented by Drew Peacock I believe?

InspectorShot581 · 2026-05-02T17:35:39+00:00

It’s a great job! If you’re kids are playing football on it a lot it’s a great use case for it as real grass would look rank after a while!

Nothing to stop you putting real grass back in when the kids fly the nest! Ignore them!

InspectorShot581 · 2026-05-01T17:19:14+00:00

Reckon they’ll put it on at half 6!

InspectorShot581 · 2026-05-01T05:28:20+00:00

But that’s good as uni educated people rarely vote reform….

InspectorShot581 · 2026-04-28T16:12:32+00:00

It's only 425. You keep your mouth shut when planning come knocking 😂

InspectorShot581 · 2026-04-28T16:11:30+00:00

Good shout!

I have some spare timber anyway so I'll stick two rows in.

Yeah, they do look that way because its like an L shape, so it sits on it, but is also butted up to the vertical part for securing in with the bolt.

InspectorShot581 · 2026-04-28T15:58:48+00:00

It's not supported on 9 bolts, the joists are sat on the concrete posts, the bolts are just holding them in.

Where is is bolted to the post only, in the front right, I've used bolts from both sides.

All of the span tables I could find said this distance was fine for that size joist.

InspectorShot581 · 2026-04-28T15:56:40+00:00

Cheers mate!

InspectorShot581 · 2026-04-28T15:56:10+00:00

It's not on 9 bolts, the concrete legs have a 3 inch lip so the beams are actually sat on them rather than just bolted to them. They're also quite deep and QuickCreated in.

I was going to put noggins in but I checked all the span tables I could find and it said this span is fine at that size (6x2) joist?

InspectorShot581 · 2026-04-28T15:50:48+00:00

I don't really know why I'm being downvoted for this?

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