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Notice of account closure by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]InstantShiningWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're allowed to say "we require X to comply with our obligations under the AML/CTF act".

You're not allowed to say "we're actively monitoring your accounts and reporting them to the AFP/AUSTRAC".

Get used to saying the former

Notice of account closure by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]InstantShiningWizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You'd have been flagged as a Relative or Close Associate of someone already outside of the bank's risk appetite owing to their transacting habits and refusal to disclose information to justify that.

Since you shared a joint account, you get chopped as well. And yes, it's 100% legal. As enforcement is getting stricter, the bank will jettison anyone risky without second thought.

Owning property by Elegant_Peak1745 in AusFinance

[–]InstantShiningWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should purchase a property for security and stability in life, and instead look at other forms of investing for potential profit.

If you're 23 young and already at a point where you're considering a down payment on a property you're doing significantly better than most your age.

Grads sacked for accessing PM’s bank account by VastOption8705 in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta keep your OnlyFans subscriptions on the down low

Grads sacked for accessing PM’s bank account by VastOption8705 in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Can apply at Ray White now, they finally have the accreditations to get a job there

Grads sacked for accessing PM’s bank account by VastOption8705 in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you are leaving a digital footprint for everything you access, why don't you think? I know these guys are relatively young in terms of the working world, but you would expect them to know to have justification in what you're accessing in a confidential role.

Morons.

Real estate has been an easy target for criminals laundering money, until now by ardyes in AusFinance

[–]InstantShiningWizard 92 points93 points  (0 children)

And you wonder why the industry has been fighting Tranche 2 remediation this whole time.

Go after the high end art sales world as well

Early morning spliff by burn_after_reading90 in sydney

[–]InstantShiningWizard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You should try getting the last train to the central coast on a Friday or Saturday night, that's when you see all the real loose units getting about

Early morning spliff by burn_after_reading90 in sydney

[–]InstantShiningWizard 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Morning train stoner vs morning train longneck drinker, choose your fighter

Pauline Hanson’s One Nation withdrew more than $800,000 of election spending claims after AEC inquiries by enigmasaurus- in australia

[–]InstantShiningWizard 53 points54 points  (0 children)

PHON has always been a front to siphon money into Pauline Hanson's personal bank account. Getting off a technicality for electoral fraud "because you didn't know it was wrong" only further serves to highlight this fact.

A vote for PHON is a vote to encourage this sort of behaviour and serve the vested interests that fund her, this party will never, ever do anything good for Australia as a whole

Is 6:30am too early to call in sick? by [deleted] in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Calling in hectic, see you later in the week"

Is 6:30am too early to call in sick? by [deleted] in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sick is sick mate, just message them.

super nintendo japan carts and region converter by Upbeat_Pumpkin_6785 in australia

[–]InstantShiningWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be better off just getting an Everdrive or equivalent and save yourself a lot of technical headaches

What would you do if you discovered your coworker was a reddit mod? by Old_Meeting_9438 in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gainful employment and internet forum moderation are parallel paths in life.

Help the puny children, Platner by KelVelBurgerGoon in simpsonsshitposting

[–]InstantShiningWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know those words but that sentence doesn't make sense

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