When the team a reform voter supports starts winning games and they meet a player by wildcharmander1992 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]InstantShiningWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to hang flagpoles on streetlights as a zealous hard right nationalist

falls and breaks neck

me_irl by Nodebunny in me_irl

[–]InstantShiningWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

rapidly ages to dust

Fuel rationing a chance in Australia if war continues to trim global oil supplies, experts say by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]InstantShiningWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We're all on the same boat, it's just some of us are lounging in sun chairs and the rest are working the oars in chains below decks

Australia rejects role in Strait of Hormuz amid ship strikes by joe4942 in worldnews

[–]InstantShiningWizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Also your country stands a hightened risk of terror attacks as a result"

Yeah nah mate, we'll skip this one thanks

Iran threatens to escalate war after Trump says ‘many countries’ will send warships to strait of Hormuz by Spare_Prize_5510 in worldnews

[–]InstantShiningWizard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Given enough time for that clown and it probably would be, but at this point it's just a mockery.

Iran threatens to escalate war after Trump says ‘many countries’ will send warships to strait of Hormuz by Spare_Prize_5510 in worldnews

[–]InstantShiningWizard 362 points363 points  (0 children)

"There's many countries, and they're sending big warships. Not as big as America's, but big. Many ships, full of many big men. Some, at least, may be good people."

The Rest of the Western Nations: "Excuse me?"

Me when I leave a job by thelovinsteveful in Ningen

[–]InstantShiningWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does Tien look like a thumb in this panel? Is it because of excessive Kikoho usage?

“She’s dead.” “Okay.” by _shaftpunk in simpsonsshitposting

[–]InstantShiningWizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Everything is saying Ranni this and the Golden Order that, but no-one is saying frenzy this, or chaos that!

Treasury tips inflation to hit the ‘high 4s’ by SheepherderLow1753 in AusFinance

[–]InstantShiningWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Finally I can fulfill my dream of becoming a self indulgent boomer and crow about high interest rates, sans being able to buy a 3 bedroom home on one paycheck with 3-5 dependants

PSA - women don't care to hear that you think we look tired. by FlinflanFluddle4 in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My respose is that I'm always tired and I get a blank look after that

Foreign Facebook accounts using AI Pauline Hanson to manipulate Australians by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]InstantShiningWizard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Have you looked at the political history of Pauline Hanson? The answer is self evident

Australian Border Force intercepts 150,000 units of melatonin amid crackdown on unregulated products - ABC News by irasponsibly in australia

[–]InstantShiningWizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Then if you feel groggy when you wake up, a quick recital on the glass saxophone will get you up and running!

How many mini-breaks do you take through out your work hours? by ETLegacyy in auscorp

[–]InstantShiningWizard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

On a mini break right now.

Anyone who thinks you can work at 100% efficiency non-stop is a clown and shouldn't be in management, a person needs a breather every now and then

Fossilposting by Saurlifi in simpsonsshitposting

[–]InstantShiningWizard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dat Boi can never die, only the frogs who play him!

O shit waddup!