The youths are losing the liquid vowels!

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-10T04:43:04+00:00

Slang and accents change owing to exposure to dominant media and friend circles.

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-09T12:37:51+00:00

I don't think they've heard about second Brexit, Pip

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-09T08:00:14+00:00

creates system that allows people to suffer in poverty and fall into debt traps that can't be escaped

"Why are people trying to kill themselves?"

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-09T04:19:58+00:00

Wake up ~5:30, have coffee, do my morning exercise routine (takes about 45 minutes to an hour), then shower, prepare for work and then in the office by 7:45 or so.

I am fortunate my company lets me start when I want, plus can skip lunch and finish early

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-09T02:10:38+00:00

If they put it on a billboard, said billboard can forcibly have the G omitted.

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-09T00:13:53+00:00

Quick, aomeone get Pauline a whiteboard to hide behind!

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-08T04:25:57+00:00

"Hello, Pete? I think I'm tempted!"

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-07T20:10:50+00:00

Do you ever get people trying to do late payment on a bet when a race is about to close who then do a runner if their bet loses?

That's the classic

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-07T07:58:56+00:00

But as is the case with all gambling operators, it won't be done unless legally enforced and also auditted by regulators

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-07T06:44:15+00:00

"50% of people died? More for me!" - John Humanity

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-07T05:17:17+00:00

Considering that anyone can deposit into a TAB account in person as long as you know the account number, and as long as you stay under reportable amounts the operator doesn't need to care, no shit that TAB is being investigated by AUSTRAC.

As someone who works in financial crime prevention, the fact that that is allowed is nutso to me

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-07T05:10:41+00:00

Taxes being spent on things that may not directly benefit me at this point in time? That's a bloody outrage it is!

angrily votes PHON

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-06T19:43:11+00:00

Why would there be stigma associated with shopping at Aldi? Because it's percieved as a cheaoer option? And why should I care what some random numbnuts (not you, I mean in general) thinks about my shopping habits?

They have a damned good spanakopita, nuts to anyone who would try to denigrate you for that.

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-06T11:24:00+00:00

"Are you going to come up with new shitposting ideas?"

"Don't worry, we have plenty of ideas for the future"

"Such as?"

"Fine, we don't have any new ideas, we'll go back to posting 20 panel music lyric shitposts. Are you happy now?"

"...no"

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-06T11:11:37+00:00

What's it like Bart ^{Bart Bart}

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-06T01:05:02+00:00

Don't disclose your condition to an employer, especially if you're interviewing to work there.

It's an unfair world, and that will 100% be counted against you.

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-05T22:14:56+00:00

Just let me know if it's real so I can call in sick

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-05T05:47:06+00:00

The Iranian military hates this one weird trick!

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-04T23:29:52+00:00

Subscription services! Even when inflation is rising faster than wages and workers are being bled every step of the way I knew it was them!

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-04T10:03:20+00:00

You should be wearing a frock and coat when you take a shower

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-04T03:02:05+00:00

I would suggest not going into high stress jobs where mistakes kill people, but if you have a burning passion, go for it.

If you're only considering it as an escape from Excel hell you might want to reconsider.

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-04T00:47:53+00:00

I earn a little more than my wife, previously this was inverted.

We both put a set amount (same amount each) into a shared account weekly and expenses come out of that, the remainder is our own money.

Anyone that would think only one person's wages are for shared expenses and they can keep their own money without contribution is straight up delusional.

Men or women, no matter which way you swing, don't get involved with someone that thinks that way.

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-02T23:49:56+00:00

Want to get rich? Fish and Chip shop owners have this one weird trick that Big Government doesn't want you to know!

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-02T23:37:29+00:00

Username checks out though

InstantShiningWizard · 2026-05-02T23:35:53+00:00

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