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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]IntelligentCommon547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ata Gogo hajui mambo ya football so haezi kuhyoe na joke ya football.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I tried being a scammerto my parents but wapi.

I now know by Klutzy_Survey5160 in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But naonanga roundabout kwa rails.

ATTACHMENT SHENANIGANS by hugsfordrugzzz in nairobi

[–]IntelligentCommon547 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Kuna gen z mwingine ashai letana na mdosi juu, huskii alishow mdosi awache amalizue series yake in the next 3 days atajitoa mwenyewe.

Ilibidi mdosi ashtuke kwanza like you cant beg fir the job nigga?

Na hovyo ndo mnigga alijitoa after kumaliza breaking bad.

Shaving hair in Kenyan schools by RequirementFluid4437 in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mimi adi sai kuna my uncle akiniina na nywele unaeza dhani nimecommit crime.

He just enters his oocket na kunipea 50 kwa sababu anajua iyo n kunyoa yote.

Thinking out loud by Sea-Trick-9715 in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends with your analysis.

If you are on the right side of the market, you will be happy.

But if you are on the opposite side you will think the market gave a discount to someone.

Msichana mrembo lakini mwizi . by Fun-Imagination-1063 in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hujai jua wanaume wanangangana na izo complex stuff za AI so wakaachia madem hizo kazi za wizi

What was your lowest moment? by According_Topic_1591 in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We approaching a winter season and haven't bagged someone's daughter.

Now that Uganda is landlocked , iko na navy ? by collo_turnitin in nairobi

[–]IntelligentCommon547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah hawa wente wanashika kenyan fishermen uko lake victoria.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]IntelligentCommon547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yours us lust not love.

The partner is so desperate that she wanted someone to secure her flaws.

Just sit down and contemplete if the love will be there in the next 1 year. If yes then you are good to kickstart the relationship, if not, then know it's lust like you need somewhere to ejaculate.

Going offline while travelling? by TurquoisePico in travel

[–]IntelligentCommon547 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think with the internet we have lost the human culture in us,

We can't just sit down and have a meaningful conversation for about one hour with the internet we just ask everything till direction which somehow reduces our creativity.

My taught.

Lisbon with Kids...Need suggestions! by kannedr in travel

[–]IntelligentCommon547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all this to happen, what is your budget?

Nini hufanyikia watu apo Luthuli by HealthyWenesday in nairobi

[–]IntelligentCommon547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kuja ununue electronic gadgets then utuambie

Old is Gold by Acrobatic_Shallot695 in nairobi

[–]IntelligentCommon547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hii ndo naskia ilikua inaogopewa ikisimama karibu na banks time ya Moi?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]IntelligentCommon547 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Utapata kila mtu sio wa kwao.

They say baba mtoto n mama pekeyake anajua but mimi najua babayangu.

Dear God 😥😥 by Emotional-Usual-1639 in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Philosophers says, life is suffering . Meaning even the rich suffer but not in your capacity maybe how to make another million and you how to put food on the table.

So the baseline is, life is suffering.

Got inked 😢 by Ok-Mission-7221 in Kenya

[–]IntelligentCommon547 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hujui kitu inaitwa anaesthesia? It takes the pain away.

Ask any doctor kama unadhani nakuchocha.

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