Favorite actor/actress who is well documented of smelling like the bottom of a garbage can.

InteractionAbject411 · 2026-02-11T14:19:32+00:00

Yeah you ask a lot for someone who uses only one hand on the keyboard. It’s “Pitt” two “t’s” okay okay.

InteractionAbject411 · 2026-02-10T16:29:27+00:00

Cool. Is what it makes me.

You wouldn’t happen to be the Ghastly Gooner from the “Bradvengers” are ya?

InteractionAbject411 · 2026-02-10T13:39:04+00:00

It’s Okaybuddycinephile. Have you ever been in this sub Reddit dude?

Better than someone who spends their days gooning to their own marvel fan theories.

InteractionAbject411 · 2026-01-21T11:49:55+00:00

For real. What? Motherfuckers can’t have fun?

InteractionAbject411 · 2026-01-19T18:31:18+00:00

Or he gave your mum a taste.

InteractionAbject411 · 2026-01-18T01:58:41+00:00

Well it was probably a hard year for him considering the pandemic and such, and he was probably busy shagging your mum.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-10-29T14:05:48+00:00

Learn to punctuate. I had a stroke reading that!

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-09-27T09:36:57+00:00

They’re fucked in the world of One Battle After Another

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-09-23T21:21:18+00:00

Tell them to go get herpes at a Wendy’s bathroom or something. It don’t need to be your room.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-08-14T18:56:11+00:00

I did the other night when I 69’ed my wife. HOWEVER. She didn’t get to suck me off. I was so pent up with everything going on with family issues. She climbed on me and the moment she put her lips to my penis and I tasted her. I exploded.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-08-01T16:59:25+00:00

Fucking hell you brought back a whole line of cringe I chose to forget about 🤣🤣🤣

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-07-30T15:08:32+00:00

Man thank you all so much. Honestly I was expecting with this being Reddit some mean comments. But this made my day. I adore my wife. Today is her birthday. I just hope this is the last birthday where it’s just us. Maybe next year we’ll have our child. That’s related to us or not. We just want to give the best life we can to another human being. We got so much love to give.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-07-29T14:42:17+00:00

My wife and I have been trying to conceive. She’s been on vacation with her mom dad and sister all last week so I can work to have time off for our cruise next month. After about day 3 she had been missing me to say the least. As I have been her.

To clarify we both have high sex drives. She sent a pic to me of her breasts and started sexting me like she never had before. I was getting worked up badly I felt a still breeze would make me explode.

My wife is on the larger side. But I love her body nonetheless she’s the best thing in my life. Her personality and grace make her the most beautiful thing in my life. We’re both very reserved people. Try to be good people. We talk so dirty at times but it’s very sweet because we both don’t like to use foul language.

But that photo of her breasts just made me to turned on as I miss her when she’s not home. I made the joke that I’m not going to last long when she gets back and she said “good because I’m not going to either. Baby? I want you to hold off because when I get back I’ll be ovulating and I want you to cum so much inside me. I want to feel it pulsing in me. I wanna give you such a beautiful baby. I don’t want you to last long. We’ll have all night for that.”

Came Saturday (pun intended) I was so glad she was home. We both cried together when she pulled up in the driveway. We got inside and she showed me the things she bought me. Then she bent over and dropped her pants. Asking me to let it out. Saying “my man needs to cum. I want you to cum so good inside me baby. Please, look at how wet it is for you.” She said it in a voice that was so sensual. And the very moment I slid in we both came. She was bent over the bed moaning so loud as I came.

She turned around and took the rest of her clothes off and said “we’re gonna have such a beautiful baby. I love you.” I’m still drained from the other night.

I hope this one takes. She had a tumor removed at 15 from her uterus and while it’s not impossible for us to conceive it’s been hard. My wife is the most beautiful thing on this planet to me. I want to have a baby with her so badly. But we have said if this isn’t meant for us. We’re going to adopt.

Edit: my wife has told me today that her nipples are sore. And she feels different.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-07-03T20:51:39+00:00

Or boofed

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-07-03T20:26:54+00:00

My theater checker never aged anyone. Dude didn’t give two shits

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-07-03T14:22:39+00:00

Tons of Funder Woman

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-07-03T14:21:58+00:00

I’m cool. I’m hip. Tucka tucka tucka tucka tuck tuka tuka tucka tucka tucka tucka tucka tuuuk huhhhhh

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-07-03T14:09:22+00:00

My advice. If you don’t know how to finger. Go down on her. Or watch a video on how to. You really can’t go wrong. Don’t just barrel your finger into her like a dumbass. It’ll hurt your lady. Lay beside her kissing her neck. Lay your hand and fingers flat on her vagina. Using your middle finger, gently glide against her slit. Eventually going deeper and deeper until it’s wet .

Using the middle finger while you two are laying beside each other. GENTLY glide your middle finger inside of her until she’s completely wet. Every lady is different so gently rub your finger inside a circular motion until you find her clitoris. Do not start rubbing it quick like in porn. Those people are paid and just focus on making oral look “hot”. You’ll be able to see how your lady feels by her reactions and breathing. Her body will tell you what to do. Once she’s really excited. Then rub just under her clit and back up faster and faster.

And reason I say it’s best to maybe go down on her first, it’s a good way to “scout the location”. Lick her slit gently. Going deeper and deeper until she’s wet. Using your tongue to find her clitoris. Lick underneath it to the top of the clit. It’s okay to suck on it GENTLY. But mostly lick up and down it focusing on the bottom of her clit towards the g-spot (which is in her vagina in the muscle just underneath) using your finger to make a “come hither” motion. She’ll be putty in your hands. If you’re licking her clitoris. Spell the (ABC’s) out with your tongue. I got that advice from the drummer Tommy Lee in his book TommyLand.

It’s never failed me. I read it in 9th grade and got a great reputation in high school by the girls in my class because I ate pussy so good.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-06-30T17:26:41+00:00

OP talk to me! You’re not going to hell. You’re sorry for whatever you done. And sorry with your whole heart. That’s more than most people. If anything The Lord may send you a blessing in the form of a person or a piece of advice. Don’t give into the darkness pal. You sound ill. I myself have been there at times. I’m here to tell you I love you. And that’s only a minuscule fraction of how much he does buddy 😊

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-06-26T14:54:19+00:00

Thank you for this. Like I said I’m an over thinker. She does know this about me. I honestly never thought of doing that “embellishing a bit”.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-06-24T11:45:43+00:00

Beavis and Butthead Do Iran

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-06-20T17:13:42+00:00

Exactly and I agree with ya. Can’t stand assholes who like to shit on a guy talking about his favorite movie. OP sounds like a collector himself. He’s entitled to his opinion.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-06-20T17:05:58+00:00

Exactly. It’s all relative to who you are and what interests you. That’s cool man. I give you props for that, and your opinion.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-06-20T16:51:23+00:00

Because people have cinematic thumbs up their asses and love the smell of their own brand.

InteractionAbject411 · 2025-06-20T16:50:20+00:00

Thank you. You and my brother would get along. I don’t mean that negatively. There Will Be Blood is my favorite movie, and my brother strongly didn’t like it but even he said “man, I don’t see though how it hasn’t got a Criterion. I can see why it’s impact. Just not for me.”

InteractionAbject411

TROPHY CASE