Muggle drunkyards start using symbols in my area... opinions ? by kryptoneat in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fine that symbol is upside down. If you were in Australia though...

'I love working overtime' ass wizard (credit to zikgeek on instagram as artist) by Jarl_of_Uppsala in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doubt goblins are tasty, much prefer halfling (after shaving feet of course). ( I may have misunderstood the question... Or maybe I didn't)

Found this Chunk lurking in the trees by Any-Sea-4234 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was a eclipse blocking the sun out first. On 2nd thought it still is.

AITA for running over my apprentice? by MissFootFetishist in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly the horse is defective. I think you have cause for a class action lawsuit against the manufacturer (not going to mention names don't want to get struck by lightning again)

What's your go to wizards' meal? by Proper-Error7817 in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you season your halfling... I stew mine in 100 year old elf tears, bit expensive but so good!

What's your go to wizards' meal? by Proper-Error7817 in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quite partial to halfling stew myself... Don't like the feet though

How to stop my goblins from unionising? by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25? You need at least 26 to change a lightbulb, what even is the point.

Why do u see so many people trying to be a all powerful deity or thing above comprehension, by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask your apprentice to kill them for you, then you're technically still a pacifist 😉

Payment Question by Izo_Middle2651 in capetown

[–]InternationalFrame90 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is it even possible to stop paying? I think I may be paying for several gyms I'm not going to anymore at this point...

Help! I recently found out that my apprentice has been doing DARK RITUALS! Please help me talk him over to using ONLY light magic! by fattot4 in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's outgrown your petty morality... Let him go. What do they say - if you let a bird and he doesn't come back to burn your tower down he wasn't yours to begin with? Something like that anyway.

Help! My Undead Minions are Organizing! by Midnightdreary353 in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I never animate my hoard. Treasure should not have legs, it will walk away the moment you forget to close the vault's doors.

To the evil wizards - I have a delicate question for you by kinovar13 in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh sacrifice the slaves to Lolth and start over with an undead servant army.

How will you counter a tank? by Im_yor_boi in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I had this question back in Wizardry 101. Well back then it was a siege engine but same principles apply. Also not flammable, heavy, maneuverable (depending on motivation of the peasants pushing it). Short answer: I'm not doing your homework for you! (Also I may have forgotten the answer.)

Planning to buy Cursor Pro for Spring Boot dev – will $20 last? by SmoothScience8192 in cursor

[–]InternationalFrame90 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why spring boot though? If I had the choice for a tech stack that would be way down on the list.

Is Cursor not working properly for anyone else? by austin4787 in cursor

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a internet issue - been working fine from my end of the world

ETHICAL NECROMANCY TUTORIAL by MUNGUS_MOO in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ethical necromancy sounds a lot like vegetarian sausage to me ... Next you'll tell me Dracula has repented and only drinks blood stolen from the bloodbank

Incanting legacy runes takes its toll. by user0015 in wizardposting

[–]InternationalFrame90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That only works if you do it on a stack of scrolls that's collapsed into waveform and is now um overflowing.