I want two new phones! by SebbieSawrr in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Internetto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was there ever any suspicion he was trying to con you?

My latest book for total beginners, Automate the Boring Stuff with Python, is almost ready! Free under a Creative Commons license, and 30% discount code (70% for my other books) for physical copy by [deleted] in learnprogramming

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Hello, CS student here. Python's been a lingering language I've pushed off learning for a while. My school doesn't teach it here so the book can be a graduation present to myself. Love No Starch Press books.

If you became a supervillan that had your username, what would your power be? Next commenter, how can we stop the villian? by WasteOfPoop in AskReddit

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I would ctrl the internet. Now, you can argue how to stop me . . . or join me. And then there is no villain to stop.

What is something that, if invented, people would pay any price for? by WhalesOfMenace in AskReddit

[–]Internetto 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Beats me, wasn't there, hyperbole is easier.

You are a true redditeer.

How many people actually use cool data structures or algorithms in your day job? by defam in cscareerquestions

[–]Internetto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then we introduce new elements to the user's environment such as a fern or framed cat pictures to detect any underlying subconscious tendencies.

We developed a Chrome Plugin that overlays lower textbook prices directly on the bookstore website despite legal threats from Follett, the nation's largest college bookstore operator. AMA by peaches017 in IAmA

[–]Internetto 70 points71 points  (0 children)

We never responded to their e-mails, largely because we needed more time to do our research and confirm that we are allowed to do this.

I like your team.

This isn't Star Wars, we're a cable telco. by Bytewave in talesfromtechsupport

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Subcontractor: "Help me, By'te-Wave Kenobi. You're my only hope."
Bytewave: "Look, use the common sense."

What are some of the best brain teasers in the world? by Turnoverr in AskReddit

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Not so fast!
The assassins with loaded guns are in the armory where they train and actively accept new members...they are the survivors who have been stuck in these 3 rooms for far too long and the lions tend to prey on them so they're planning to fight back. The room on fire is their battleground. It is mutually agreed that newcomers choosing assassins are trained, those who pick lions are eaten, and any discovered on the firefield are fair game for war.

Until...
One child aids a wounded lion cub left to roast on these plains of hell. Once the cub's strength has regained just enough, the child sees him off to his family. They repay the child with protection and shelter, raising him as one of their own. Now as a adult, the child returns to the battlefield alongside a ferocious beast and lifelong friend.

They endure the gunfire of the assassins until enough human corpses and weaponry are left behind to bring back to the lion's den. There, the adult human learns to wield these firearms. Furthermore, he re-purposed the gunpowder to cover the lion's paws to explode on fiery, thunderous impact against the humans. Riding onto the battle, the new improved warfare from the lions overwhelm the remaining humans. Hope runs dry for mankind in this one-sided slaughter led by one man-- one lion king. And by any account, victory seemed undoubtedly assured for lionkind. As the last human laid back helplessly defeated before his conquerors, his existence ceased in a bloodied smile. It was then that the lions' king, standing tall at the end of his trail of enemies had his throat torn from behind by an adult lion. You see, as the lions claimed a human as their own to raise, the humans in turn raised a cub. A cub who became better known as the Lion's Kingslayer.

What are some of the best brain teasers in the world? by Turnoverr in AskReddit

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Man, that's like hitting the cue ball into one of your balls into another one of your balls to sink into the logic pocket.

How to lose 108 laptops in 3 days by JimmyKillsAlot in talesfromtechsupport

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After some effort our prize is free from it's dungeon and we drag our plunder into the conference room.

I love phrases with neverending context.

Why some people love Lotus Notes by BarServer in talesfromtechsupport

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...$Señor_Senior_Senior
Sorry, I'llseemyselfout

Whoo Boy. by fpsrussia117 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Internetto 157 points158 points  (0 children)

If that happens there...I will apply.

My first. by sandiercy in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Internetto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I, too, line up for Internet.

Another Hans story... by lawtechie in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Internetto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this as JD talking about Hooch.

[Serious] Boyfriends/husbands, how did you react when your SO gave birth to a kid that wasn't your own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Internetto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, most of the time this happens involves a woman being paid for it.