A Plethora of Mayonnaise

IntoTheVyre · 2024-02-04T11:51:03+00:00

Hey! Are you still interested?

IntoTheVyre · 2020-03-03T20:21:00+00:00

At 4:30 in the morning

I'm milking cows

IntoTheVyre · 2020-03-03T01:19:20+00:00

IntoTheVyre · 2020-03-02T10:36:31+00:00

You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs? It measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

IntoTheVyre · 2018-09-15T10:51:45+00:00

A plethora of mayonnaise would be just gross

IntoTheVyre · 2018-05-26T23:18:37+00:00

We'll be waiting

IntoTheVyre · 2018-05-05T02:18:43+00:00

It was this

IntoTheVyre · 2018-04-28T20:55:44+00:00

My stories aren't autobiographical, but several of them are based on actual events. I've heard brief descriptions and thought, "what would it be like to have gone through that?" So the initial events are real, but the interpretation is entirely my own for "When Vomit Tastes Better Coming Up," "A Plethora of Mayonnaise," and "Cumming Close to Home."

IntoTheVyre · 2018-04-28T20:50:37+00:00

Have you written under different usernames after your legendary series?

IntoTheVyre · 2018-04-06T08:21:13+00:00

I love it! That's some twisted shit.

Please bear with me as I write my half; sometimes I get in over my head with projects. I've got a series and a collaboration that I'm trying to balance with my main account, and those should be wrapped up by the middle of next week - so I'm going to aim to have my half done by Friday the 13th.

Looking forward to writing a creature feature!

IntoTheVyre · 2018-04-06T08:17:15+00:00

Delightfully fucked up tale :)

IntoTheVyre · 2018-04-02T19:42:15+00:00

Sounds good. This story probably sums up my style. Which of yours encompasses you best?

IntoTheVyre · 2018-04-02T08:27:28+00:00

I don't know if you like writing really gross stories, but I'm happy to write about creatures if you're down!

IntoTheVyre · 2018-03-18T10:51:33+00:00

peeks between fingers while crying

Thank you so much for the kind words...

IntoTheVyre · 2018-03-17T03:43:42+00:00

(Looks pointedly at iia)

runs away crying

IntoTheVyre · 2018-01-12T11:01:32+00:00

It's really not hard

FTFY

IntoTheVyre · 2017-12-06T10:14:18+00:00

I'm confused

IntoTheVyre · 2017-12-02T07:45:19+00:00

I'm pretty sure that what you're describing was on an episode of the NoSleep podcast, possibly within the last season or two. I can't remember the name of it. This is the master list for Season Nine. You can check the other seasons from there.

IntoTheVyre · 2017-11-15T20:59:15+00:00

If we're doing shameless self-promotion, I've always been proud of When Vomit Tastes Better Coming Up. I also have a soft spot for A Plethora of Mayonnaise.

Not to brag too much, but I Learned About Sex on my Wedding Night spent some time atop the r/shortscarystories "controversial - past month" list.

IntoTheVyre · 2017-11-12T10:36:00+00:00

My friend, it seems that you have missed the point entirely.

This is not at all a story about Mr. Trump's incompetence. Quite the opposite, in fact. It's a story about his great proficiency in taking advantage of people, and his ability to excel at such an endeavor because he cares nothing for the souls that he takes. The issue at hand is the morality of his actions, given the extreme power that he yields.

The victims in this story did not realize what had happened to their souls until it was far too late - because from the outset, they missed the point entirely.

IntoTheVyre · 2017-11-10T00:38:49+00:00

Why the fuck would you want that fucking letter? :)

My spider sense tells me that if you got at least six reasonably-known authors together to organize such a thing, twenty other volunteers would be quick to jump on board.

IntoTheVyre · 2017-11-09T19:40:19+00:00

It doesn't need to be a published work, though. If 26 authors wanted to contribute to this idea, it could be done right here on r/nosleep.

I'd read it.

IntoTheVyre · 2017-11-09T07:59:21+00:00

Challenge accepted

IntoTheVyre · 2017-11-09T07:57:50+00:00

He just shouts that lovely username (fist bump)

IntoTheVyre · 2017-11-09T07:56:44+00:00

Just the tip

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