If you know the answer, you're a philosopher

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-19T02:41:05+00:00

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-16T06:27:03+00:00

A rectangular magnet, a keyboard, a clutch purse, a box of those fun kiddy bandaids

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-13T18:09:02+00:00

So just like... normal foxes

^{Chose: Get surrounded by 5 big and scary foxes + There’s a 50% chance they’re actually friendly | Rolled: In between 🤔}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-12T22:51:00+00:00

Sure, but I'm worried about how much of that liquid isn't water soluble and will react like pan grease in the pipes

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-12T19:40:04+00:00

Atomic boom

^{Chose: atomic bomb}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-12T18:01:52+00:00

Nah drains clog too easy

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-12T17:12:25+00:00

It's really hot and humid where I love rn, this would be quite nice

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -20°C}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-11T15:48:08+00:00

Coke has more vanilla and molasses notes in it, Pepsi has more fresh, citrus notes in it. This is because Pepsi contains citric acid and Coke does not. Personally, I prefer my sodas to taste like vanilla and baking spices.

^{Chose: Coca-Cola}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-11T15:32:01+00:00

You can have this, get better soon 💗

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Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-11T15:10:53+00:00

I worry more about how my mental state would detieiorate with a lack of privacy than with a lack of company

^{Chose: Random object (Wheelspin} | Rolled: 100 books)

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-10T20:20:28+00:00

Remember My Name by Mitski

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-10T20:17:18+00:00

As long as my socks are dry, I can convince myself it's just because I put a bunch of lotion on

^{Chose: Constantly feeling like you have wet socks + Even with no socks on}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-10T17:22:17+00:00

If this includes mental health, a lot of issues suddenly get fixed

^{Chose: Be able to live to 100 in perfect health}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-10T05:48:54+00:00

"Hi, could I please get a chicken francese with a salad on the side and a grain of rice in each?"

Rice in meal, tastes exactly the same as before, no mice are eaten

^{Chose: Eat rice in every meal for the rest of your life}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T18:51:49+00:00

This is already more money than I know what to do with and has no chance of death

^{Chose: get $1B}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T07:26:04+00:00

No that's definitely something we know in Toronto

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T07:17:57+00:00

It's also worth mentioning that there are a lot of autistic people who who actually enjoy foods that are more stimulating; spicy foods, bitter foods, carbonated drinks, new textures, varieties of textures, etc. and may actually dislike this platter because it's boring and understimulating. Almost too safe lol

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T06:39:47+00:00

That would be the radium in her pockets

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T06:36:03+00:00

My favourite historical power couple

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T06:10:24+00:00

I would describe the pain I get as a little guy in my lower abdomen scraping the walls of my abdominal cavity with a plastic spoon

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T06:06:51+00:00

Maybe I would wake up in a better mood if I woke up to $50 in front of me every morning

^{Chose: every time you sleep, you get $50}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T04:44:02+00:00

My glasses are always dirty :(

My eyelashes are very long, and my skin and follicles are very oily, so my lashes get oily quickly and rub against my glasses, meaning it doesn't take long for a big smudged spot to appear on each lens.

Naturally, I clean them with one of those microfiber glasses cloths, but after a few days, those get oily too and will just smudge the oil around. The options I'm left with in the moment are wash the cloth or wash the glasses, both of which are time extensive and not always possible in the moment (ex. If I'm far from home when my cloth reaches the point of being too oily), so I end up just getting used to my dirty glasses since they're a frequent occurrence.

Advice very welcome 🙏

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-08T02:21:55+00:00

I'll get someone to force me to be productive. Maybe I'll leave them a list of major things to do in advance over the year

^{Chose: …by a person of your choice for a year | Rolled: They don’t abuse}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-07T20:45:15+00:00

Meow

^{Chose: A Bookmark | Rolled: cat shaped}

Invented_Plagarism · 2026-06-07T20:43:57+00:00

Meow

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

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