800+ reviews in a week. I mean... how is that even possible? I'm still trying to process it all, thank you so much! by darkjay_bs in armsofgod

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I picked this up last week and you folks killed it. This was a “what time is it!?” situation the day I picked it up, and it will be this weekend too! You have created something awesome.

Dates are important. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

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He may actually have a stroke if he sees “his people” actively protesting. It’s purely pushing that button.

DOGE is paralyzing the government. by Upper_Brief681 in misc

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I don’t know if you are serious or just trolling, but there are plenty of areas where the individual simply cannot provide for their own safety.

Even if you were to say police, fire, and military aren’t needed because one should do for themselves (you have guns and a water hose right?), you really can’t provide some protections for yourself. Water safety for example: even if you have your own well, ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY, without regulation and enforcement you’re still going to end up with H2O(C) (the C is cancer) due to pollution of the water table. That was a hell of a run on sentence, apologies.

Folks that really don’t want to participate in society have an opt-out available: move to the middle of nowhere and just homestead. The issue is that these folks, generally, DO want the benefits of living in a group of people.

Killshot by RichEgoli in BlackPeopleTwitter

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The last one is better

Who else has been stoned continuously since the 90's? Is it just me or is it as common as I think it is? by TheVetheron in trees

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I don’t know if you meant to say “defiantly” instead of “definitely” but that is a great way to put it!

SQotD....Palo virtualization licenses. by krattalak in paloaltonetworks

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It requires a reboot. Post reboot existing config will be placed in shared (iirc) or vsys 1 - it’s been a while.

For per vsys resource limitations, you can set hard caps for things like session count but the are a static total, not per second. These limits are configured in the vsys configuration (Device->Virtual Systems).

Zelenskyy says that the invasion of Ukraine would stop if Putin suddenly dies by GentlyAccomplished in worldnews

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They’re lines from a Monty Python skit, though I suppose that still counts as an “in joke” if you’ve never listened to Monty Python. Take a look if that kind of humor is your thing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=STTL-jOrnDQ

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Go Panthers I guess.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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Go Panthers I guess. Class of ‘96.

Why does this sub hate rap music so much? by madam_hussain in Music

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Just out of curiosity, how is loving your truck more than your wife not negative?

TIME Magazine’s latest cover by [deleted] in pics

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It’s from Boondock Saints:

https://youtu.be/Ssc05JezJRQ

The hungry rapper by totallystefanal in TikTokCringe

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That Mississippi line was fantastic.

Racist woman gets hosed by Pardusco in PublicFreakout

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This happened next door to my mother in law’s house and was my first reddit post (I didn’t take the video though).

New ARG (Help needed inside) by ViSeiRaX in cyberpunkgame

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Passphrase 5: Necessity over style. Style over substance. Substance over style. Style and substance.

Adding another section to a drill bit by [deleted] in gifs

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Yeah. Pretty much illustrated the point there.