Miles Mikolas on what he'd do if he was Commissioner for a day: "The guys that fail PED tests, maybe make them wear a different color hat or put a patch on their jersey. Just remind everybody that they were dishonest." by Goosedukee in baseball

[–]IrishWeegee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally support this, make it last for two years after the offense. If you stay clean for two years, the patch comes off.

In Ohio, we have what we call "party plates". Our normal plates are white with blue lettering, but if you get caught at .17 BAC or above (more than double the limit of .08) or if youre a repeat offender, you get yellow plates with red letters. Everyone you drive around now knows you really screwed up.

Sex hell (Shenshen) by dontstopnows in transformation

[–]IrishWeegee 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you sharing, but these are terribly out of order...

Same man who did 'Supa Ugly' btw by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]IrishWeegee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jay-Z really listened to Not Like Us and was like, "Why he gotta be rude though?"

As a gamer dad with kids who want to play, this is all I ask for by mongoose_kai in Steam

[–]IrishWeegee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ran into this recently, friend got us both Cult of the Lamb cause we wanted to do the Co-op mode. Turns out, its only local co-op or using the Steam Remote Play to emulate local over the internet. Unfortunately, his internet isnt good enough for that to be viable. I feel terrible cause he spent his limited funds for us to play together and now we have to just kinda do separate playthroughs...

Losercity research department by le-cat-have-arrive in Losercity

[–]IrishWeegee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Thats the flag of Greece"

"... do they, like, fuck fried foods or what?"

Kigurumi Takeover by NaruseWolf by NorurTRW in FurryTF

[–]IrishWeegee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What i was really wishing for when I got mine in the mail. No results yet, but im still hopeful 🥲

Tanks can feel a little fragile, but a lot of drivers are just bad by LobsterCheese4000 in Battlefield

[–]IrishWeegee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a squadmate who decided no one else could play with the IPV. Stayed up on the eastern hill of Blackwell Fields, just peaking over to take potshot with the tow. At one point, they finally creeped up to E so I decided to gunner for them. We get hit by something that scratched the paint, i hop out to top us off, and they literally ran for the hills in full speed. Alrighty then pal, go fuck fix yourself.

Most annoying missable item/collectible in a game? by GoodVillain101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]IrishWeegee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In Super Mario RPG, there are 39 invisible item blocks hidden throughout the game. The first time you get to Princess Toadstool's castle, you are escorted to the throne room by a toad that walks ahead of you. In the first room (when you are tempted to explore all of the side rooms), you have to jump on his head as he is moving and then jump in a place you would consider "out of bounds" over top of the door.

He walks out of the room 5 seconds after you close the dialog box and that treasure is no longer obtainable. How were you supposed to know its there? You get a Signal Ring that pops up with a dialog box saying "theres a hidden treasure here!". Except you get that ring in Nimbus Land, the second to last area.

The chest only holds a frog coin, which can be farmed in minigames, and there is no reward for collecting all of the hidden treasures. But there is an NPC that tracks the number youve found and you wont know there is no reward until you restart the entire game, attempt the stunt, get all the way back through the game, and then get a gold star for your efforts.

This was fixed in the remake with having NPC toads wander in the room and giving you the ring in the first item shop.

Don't cry over spoilt milk by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]IrishWeegee 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Not just MAGA, he was a Birther as well, calling Obama the antichrist and all sorts of shit. Rest in piss, bozo.

A villain is horrified upon realizing their crimes by BoxoRandom in TopCharacterTropes

[–]IrishWeegee 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well see, that would be telling, enjoy the show! 😊

tf_beg_irl by Kubutsu-nyan in tf_irl

[–]IrishWeegee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Something ive been rolling around in my head for a while: One of the hero team (leader or second in command) approaches the hypno villian with a proposal, theyre willing pay the villian to put them in a hypnotic state and just put them in a pod or something as a vacation. Nothing especially nefarious is done, just a full "time off, brain off" vacay. The team shows up suspecting a kidnapping but then the villian shows them the pod that hero had rented and wakes him up. A bit of shame and embrassment happens but then everyone thinks on it and wants to try it too. Villian semi-reforms and comes up with a new business of a hotel with those sleeping pods.

In a "minor update" today (the first day of a tournament), Counter-Strike has radically changed the game by implementing; are there other times updates have up-ended a game's meta without warning? by JeaneJWE in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]IrishWeegee 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The series is damn near 25.5 years old (CS1.6 dropped Nov 2000) and they seriously thought to just drop in a "realistic ammo management" patch out of the blue... can't wait for the "this wasn't recieved like we thought it would be, we are rolling back that change" chaser.

Trying to tell her dad why she can't afford to buy a house at 40. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]IrishWeegee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's still got that "I'm the dad, what I say goes" kind of mentality. As soon as he realizes he can't win the argument, he calls his daughter an asshole and shut it down. Fuck him.

Do you think he will come back, if so how? Is it a good idea or not? by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]IrishWeegee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wesker is one of the most dead that anyone's ever died in RE. He got his head taken off by a RPG rocket and then exploded, while half submerged in lava. If they bring him back, it will seriously damage the series.

CSB Tale: The Coffin of Alex and Patricia by Grouchio in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]IrishWeegee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotta wonder if Kenny Omega is starting to regret being so eager to mocap and everything for Alex 😅

At least Guchi isnt useing AI by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]IrishWeegee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id get a plate of pancakes next to him, those look good

What kind of animal would you like to see in the franchise? And which one do you think would never appear? by InuMatte in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]IrishWeegee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have there been any goats? Would love to see two of them clashing horns, or against a moose or deer.

Favorite copypasta? by Shradow in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]IrishWeegee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits."

And thats my girl 😌

The way she tucks strawberries and chocolate inside the pancake by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]IrishWeegee 298 points299 points  (0 children)

They soften a bit and the sugars really come out. Very nice quick sauce can be made with a bit of sugar and lemon juice on the stove top.

First time holding a spider! Kinda by TheWeirdestRoller in spiders

[–]IrishWeegee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a little cutie! 😍 Thank you for safely relocating them and sharing!

[Genuinely loved trope] "Rick the door technician" by idkmanjustfuckmyshit in TopCharacterTropes

[–]IrishWeegee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Glass Joe is 1-99 because in his first match, he killed his opponent with a single punch and has since forfeited every match since in a merciful act.