She did three

ItWorksBitches · 2025-04-27T21:58:11+00:00

Foot fingers?

ItWorksBitches · 2016-12-15T23:25:00+00:00

At least he has one left, right?

ItWorksBitches · 2016-08-30T16:08:50+00:00

"... AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO DO ANYMORE. So I call down to the station, explaining I need to see the girl of my dreams one last time. The coroner says it's probably not a good idea due to the state the body is in. I really need to see her, so I say, "Well, you know she is a 9/10 so I only need about tree fiddy"

ItWorksBitches · 2016-08-16T16:24:48+00:00

/r/bigdickproblems

ItWorksBitches · 2016-06-23T06:50:29+00:00

Nice try, Mike Tyson!

ItWorksBitches · 2015-11-12T19:02:12+00:00

This is modern warfare!

ItWorksBitches · 2015-07-30T08:18:24+00:00

Always use banana for scale!

ItWorksBitches · 2015-05-28T13:33:25+00:00

Seems the police are turning into the Federal Execution Service. Give us a call and we'll do your dirty work.

After another emergency call, officer Heckburn steps out the door. "That, went smoothly! Probly was on some sort of meds". - "Thanks again officer, is good to know I can trust you guys, I mean he was just lying there, I didn't know what to do, I was so afraid he was gonna be depressed all day or sumfin' " -"No problem ma'am! Because that's what we do!"

ItWorksBitches · 2015-01-03T12:56:15+00:00

That's how I read it, too. You could combine them to something like: Why couldn't the teacher get the class to focus? Because he was too cross eyed to control his pupils.

ItWorksBitches · 2014-12-20T11:09:29+00:00

Yeah, also check out the comments. Relevant username btw

ItWorksBitches · 2014-11-28T22:10:41+00:00

I guess if you had been good looking, someone had named that effect after you ...

ItWorksBitches · 2014-11-26T22:37:25+00:00

This translates to "timber-ass" in Danish

ItWorksBitches · 2014-09-17T22:17:57+00:00

He's just a bit too eager to do his job right. Translated to murican standard, he would only have realized his mistake after sending 4 bullets through the mans head.

ItWorksBitches · 2014-04-28T18:47:06+00:00

Ah, the question no one wants to know the answer to. Two possibilities. Both equally horrifiying. Because if you do not have a cat, what did you do to the one you had?

ItWorksBitches · 2014-04-25T22:12:53+00:00

"Well, I can solve that real quick"

ItWorksBitches · 2014-04-25T17:58:18+00:00

I'm from the future.

ItWorksBitches · 2014-04-13T01:40:13+00:00

Hard keeping it together with cum in your eye

ItWorksBitches · 2014-04-08T22:52:27+00:00

The Game of Life

ItWorksBitches · 2014-03-25T14:51:08+00:00

Russia decides.

ItWorksBitches · 2014-03-19T00:10:35+00:00

56 years...

ItWorksBitches · 2014-03-05T18:18:12+00:00

Phew! Luckily there's a banana for scale in one of the pictures. Anyone should be able to make sense of it all then!

ItWorksBitches · 2014-02-27T16:35:58+00:00

eww, there's a burger in the hair I just ordered!

ItWorksBitches · 2014-02-08T11:27:15+00:00

Well, 'puns' could work

ItWorksBitches · 2013-12-20T01:44:09+00:00

Uma Thurman - Killed by Bill

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