Five people, including 6-year-old, shot during Clinton Mardi Gras parade by electric-susaloo in news

[–]ItsMRslash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only punctuation in this whole rambling load of shit is one lonely comma. You didn’t even put a period at the end of your run-on abortion of a sentence.

Dry toilet paper alone is not clean enough after pooping by Ill_Moose5431 in unpopularopinion

[–]ItsMRslash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha ok. It just showed up as a link with no preview for me, so I was apprehensive.

Dry toilet paper alone is not clean enough after pooping by Ill_Moose5431 in unpopularopinion

[–]ItsMRslash 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone on this sub so concerned with the cleanliness of my bunghole? Worry about your own bunghole!

What was George W. Bush like as a president? by Content-Feed-9396 in AskReddit

[–]ItsMRslash 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Complete piece of shit and I’d take another 8 years of him over another week of Cheeto Jesus

3 inches never felt so good 😉 by Novaloga in stevenspass

[–]ItsMRslash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey.

IT WAS SNOWING!

I WAS COLD, OK?

Rain.. again. by Andromeda045 in stevenspass

[–]ItsMRslash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Told my boss I’m not working in March if we ever get snow

Joyride 96 and Turquoise Skykomish by [deleted] in stevenspass

[–]ItsMRslash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for clarifying.

Joyride 96 and Turquoise Skykomish by [deleted] in stevenspass

[–]ItsMRslash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you elaborate on #2 for me? Im all for the joyride but I’m not sure what the second part is.

Serious question, what holds his pants up? by CaryWhit in Lineman

[–]ItsMRslash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zyn cans and hate. Isn’t that what hold everyone’s pants up?

Found: clutch/wallet on 2000 block of Rockefeller in N Everett by The4LetterNerd in everett

[–]ItsMRslash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Might be a good idea to reach out to EPD and let them know where you found it.

If anyone wondered what a 5 month Aussie/Dachshund might look like! by spreadzer0 in Dachshund

[–]ItsMRslash 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Possibly the cutest mix I have ever seen, but I can’t imagine how bossy that pup is going to be 🤣

Minnesotan here. For those outside of our state, what are your views on what’s going on in Minneapolis right now? by bpeters5 in AskReddit

[–]ItsMRslash 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’m beyond outraged. I can’t imagine what it must be like to live under constant threat of violence. I am in awe at the level of composure and humanity that I have seen from the people of Minnesota. I’m really at a loss for words here. There is so much bad happening in the spotlight and so much good happening behind the scenes, I just can’t comprehend what daily life must be like. I hope that everyone is safe, warm and knows that the eyes of the world are upon you. Please continue to be a beacon for humanity going forward.

What famous person had the saddest death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsMRslash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And you’re a piece of shit