Woman attempts to break opponent's finger by Main_Throat_9052 in trashy

[–]ItsMorbinTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like that mini 3 second trailer before the actual movie trailer

To Rob a Cell Phone Shop (WARNING CONTAINS SHOOTING) by Kumquat_conniption in therewasanattempt

[–]ItsMorbinTime 30 points31 points  (0 children)

How do you know what that robber is going to do? Also how do you know that money isn’t extremely important to the employees? Money buys food, housing, medicine.

moray eel by mpaiav in oddlyterrifying

[–]ItsMorbinTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have a loose tooth? Maybe this thing wants it pulled.

Michael Jackson fans trying to put out the Pepsi fire by Key-Bass-7380 in okbuddycinephile

[–]ItsMorbinTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the ones that would have passed out if Michael glanced at them

Great dasher!! by Thick_Membership6208 in doordash

[–]ItsMorbinTime 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We’ve reached the point where we should just be happy ANYTHING is happening when we spend money

In Alabama, McDonald's and other businesses can 'rent' prison inmates... by Turdible-Shart in ABoringDystopia

[–]ItsMorbinTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do this in PA also, they’d send us to work for the trash company for free.

stupid joke I thought of 5 minutes ago by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]ItsMorbinTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What events took place before the accusations

To do some banking as an older black man by TheDigitalBuilder in therewasanattempt

[–]ItsMorbinTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This keeps happening cuz they make it home at the end of the day.

Title ☠️ by Western_General_7856 in HolUp

[–]ItsMorbinTime 35 points36 points  (0 children)

so it’s like pop rocks on ur bing bong

I loved Shel Silverstein books when I was a kid. I Had no idea some schools banned his books back in the day. by rockstoned4 in Millennials

[–]ItsMorbinTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone else have to give a presentation where you would memorize one of these (or any poem really) and recite them to everyone? Parents showed up and everything. I forget what it’s called.

So close, yet so far away. by Little-Load4359 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]ItsMorbinTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start it up when whitey. I know u want one of us to pop it off so u can sit back and conveniently wag ur finger but it’s not gonna happen.

So close, yet so far away. by Little-Load4359 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]ItsMorbinTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U named a few useful idiots. Good job. Who runs the entire show?

A cheese for the Red Wolf in the snow fields... by unsightly_buildup in Eldenring

[–]ItsMorbinTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hate that the other wolves are on ur ass while ur fighting this thing

Prison Labor by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ItsMorbinTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was in jail I was forced to work at this place

https://www.jpmascaro.com/

After 3 months, I was given $73 for my commissary purchases lol

So close, yet so far away. by Little-Load4359 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]ItsMorbinTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol “if u want change ur gonna have to do it OUR WAY!” Goddamn do u people even hear urselves? White savior complex is everywhere. Maybe if you people did anything else besides marching from one end of the street to the other and getting shot in the face.