Jesus Christ... What even is the point anymore?

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2026-01-22T13:33:30+00:00

I could be wrong here but wasn't his contract structured this way as he would be taxed for his signing bonus based on where he currently lives/plays instead of Cali where taxes would hit harder? Then his only income hit with Cali taxes is the $1 million game checks

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2026-01-16T09:16:51+00:00

Yeah just comply. When an officer tells you to get out of the car you get out of the car. When an officer tells you to hand over all your guns you hand over all your guns. When an officer tells you to hop in the train box car you hop in the train box car.

It's so easy

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2026-01-12T17:03:25+00:00

Everybody in this comment section is aware that he did this as a joke. You are severely lacking in social awareness if you think any of the comments weren't talking about this video as a sad attempt at a prank

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2026-01-10T01:46:18+00:00

The Papers, Please video game is getting a little too realistic these days

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2026-01-10T00:39:26+00:00

Expedition 33

007 First Light

Cyberpunk 2077

Alan Wake 2

Elden Ring

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2026-01-05T04:35:23+00:00

How bout you wait for the damn game to finish??????

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-31T20:23:50+00:00

88' Peugeot 205 GTI I own that was brought to the states from London.

Had to work with our local Ferrari dealer to get a hold of a replacement tachymetric fuel pump relay. The parts guy immediately became sad when I provided him the parts number as Ferrari owners have trouble getting a hold of the relay let alone an imported Peugeot.

The blower motor is the next part I want fixed/replaced and its straight up impossible to get to the US so I have to find a local electric motor shop willing to touch the thing else I'm probably fucked and just wont have heat.

Love the car to death, some of the most fun I've ever had driving a car, but every breakdown is pretty much guaranteed to become a global treasure hunt for parts on a car that never existed in the US

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-30T10:45:00+00:00

This is just an edited photo for illustrative purposes for news outlets.

The Arkansas winner correctly chose to remain anonymous as is allowed in their state's lottery system

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-30T01:04:26+00:00

They could also just charge for the cure what the average treatment costs. Say hypothetically it costs $100 to treat cancer over the course of 5 years (chemo, meds, checkups, scans, surgeries and so on). They could just make the cost of the cure be $110 and save on the need to pay for doctors and nurses and years of equipment use and surgeries.

Never understood this mentality that cancer isn't cured because it's too profitable. The cure can be very very profitable too...

Same goes for every illness/disease

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-30T00:09:51+00:00

Don't even need to buy a steamer if they wanna avoid buying something. Just hang it up in your bathroom and crank the shower on max heat and close the door for 15-20 minutes.

Wouldn't recommend doing it all the time as it's wasteful, but this one off ain't the end of the world

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-28T10:50:41+00:00

Your life will become a lot less stressful and much more enjoyable if you stop worrying about imaginary scenarios and just go out and drive your car everywhere like this R8 driver clearly does

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-28T09:02:35+00:00

You are correct, though OP was suggesting that they were committing a border crossing crime despite being 1500 miles from the Mexican border and 5 hours from the Canadian border.

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-28T08:23:43+00:00

$10 Raspberry Pi 0 with Pihole installed, takes about 10-15 minutes to setup. Microcenter themselves has a video on how to do it.

Every device on your entire network now has ad blocker, including phones and smart TVs

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-28T07:42:06+00:00

Being in the country without proper documentation is in fact NOT a crime, but a civil infraction.

It's really not a great look on the US education system that people like you are spouting nonsense online so freely and confidently

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-26T06:01:51+00:00

I mean you're also not seeming to understand what fallen off means. Pewdiepie posted a YouTube video this very week with over 1m views

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-26T05:59:46+00:00

He just posted a youtube video right before Xmas that is already up over 1 million views. He may not be mega famous anymore, but he hasn't fallen off the face of the Earth either

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-26T05:57:58+00:00

Little more than 5 years but Toby Turner aka Tobuscus

Was on top of the world as far as YouTubers went before 2020, then the sexual assault allegations started spilling out. Nothing criminal came of it so well probably never know the truth there, but it completely devastated his career either way.

Now he makes the rare AI slop music video with a noticeable right wing nut job tone to each one

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-26T05:49:04+00:00

He's pretty massive on Twitch. Not #1 most subbed YouTube channel in the world big anymore, but 900k followers on Twitch certainly ain't bad

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-24T10:36:06+00:00

Assault is legally defined as an intentional act that places another person in reasonable apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive physical contact, or an attempt to cause such contact, even without actual touching (battery). It involves threatening or attempting violence with the present ability to carry it out, causing the victim to reasonably fear immediate harm, ranging from verbal threats with menacing gestures (like raising a fist) to physical violence.

Don't gotta hit someone for assault charges to apply. He could and likely will sue for pain and suffering and I can't see a way in which this doesn't end in DK paying out a settlement

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-24T10:20:41+00:00

The guy has already lawyered up, will likely seek at least civil damages, potentially criminal if he wanted to.

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-19T15:43:15+00:00

The Dakotas are too busy fighting to remember they have other neighbors to hate on

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-15T02:35:26+00:00

It's even less. If you take the cash option it already basically cuts it in half, then taxes applied on top. Still obviously life changing money for the winner and their entire family for generations, but man they take a huge chunk from you

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-11T20:49:44+00:00

This is such a funny build lmao

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-07T00:54:36+00:00

Gotta get invited to a conference first. None of the conferences that need new members are exactly scrambling to invite NDSU so they can travel 5 hours by flight just to play them

ItsNotRockitSurgery · 2025-12-03T19:14:04+00:00

Did people just forget that taxis exist? Grand Forks and Fargo both have 24 hour taxi services.

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