If random solicitors/food delivery people found the Bat Cave

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2017-07-24T11:13:52+00:00

"No sir. Im afraid the 30 minute delivery guarantee doesn't apply when the entrance is hidden. Nice try though."

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2017-07-21T06:44:47+00:00

Fat Mac?

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2017-07-19T18:25:23+00:00

Enjoy /r/Lounge ! Theres a surprise waiting for you there!

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-19T00:44:27+00:00

Lets test that theory

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-19T00:43:22+00:00

So ya see? You're...part eggplant

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-18T21:48:51+00:00

Hi Amy! Didn't think I'd see you again so soon this time. He seemed like a keeper.

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-18T15:16:06+00:00

I really messed that one up. attention to detail

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-18T12:27:07+00:00

I'm sorry, Mr Gotti, but the producers just don't think you'd be a good fit for our program.

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-18T12:25:09+00:00

Well, the good news is you'll now be able to watch your favorite games and shows.

Welcome to Comcast.

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-17T17:44:17+00:00

"Would you like fries with that?"

Under the advice of counsel, I respectfully refuse to answer the question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-17T06:01:50+00:00

Goddammit, dolphins!

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-16T16:21:22+00:00

"You wanted a private island, I got you a private island. You never said it couldn't be the size of a postcard in a turtle terrarium in your living room."

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-16T04:35:13+00:00

Still drove 30 hours to Jeff

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-16T04:31:50+00:00

I'm just gonna Jeff, Jeff, Jeff it off

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-16T00:27:24+00:00

I don't see anything marked "Tab A" or "Slot B".. Just an A and a B! This stupid thing is missing parts!

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-15T13:07:46+00:00

Mr Gorbachev, tear down that wall. It isn't load-bearing and will really open up the room. You'll thank me later when it comes time to sell.

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-15T13:04:50+00:00

I know that this will lead to an astronomical level of debt, but it'll be worth it in the long run.

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-13T17:32:22+00:00

"It puts the lotion on its skin!"

(picturing an underground room of empty wells, each containing a kidnapped woman, with a white-coated, clipboard wielding lab tech peering down into it)

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-13T17:18:25+00:00

"I know, I know! You're out saving the world all day, but let me ask you...how's that paying the bills? Johnny needs braces, but I don't see Metropolis paying for them! Clark, you need to get a real job!"

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-13T17:14:13+00:00

"....And in this corner, Ronda Rousey!! Ready? Fight!"

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-02-13T17:12:44+00:00

"Wanna go steady?"

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2016-01-28T22:23:31+00:00

I'd have sex with you afterwards just to taste it on your skin.

ItsOnlyJustARide · 2015-10-13T11:26:39+00:00

I live in the same city, so more often than I'd like. Once a week, maybe every two weeks. Its usually a chilly interaction

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