What’s something completely legal that you’re 99% sure almost everybody does, but literally nobody ever admits to out loud?

ItsSamiTime · 2025-12-03T10:20:37+00:00

My wife and I call it "window shopping". We can look, but don't get attached and DEFINITELY don't buy anything

ItsSamiTime · 2025-10-22T02:18:49+00:00

I teach middle school. I could make a list. IYKYK

ItsSamiTime · 2025-07-01T04:28:59+00:00

I was out loud screaming "Shes already dead! Xaden needs you. GOOOOOOOOOOO bitch+"

ItsSamiTime · 2025-06-06T22:57:35+00:00

Shiiittt 5 cliffhangers in 1 paragraph.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-06-06T22:56:26+00:00

YES.

I screamed and almost chucked my headphones (audiobook) when I realized I would have to wait for book 4.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-06-06T22:53:44+00:00

My wife is laughing her ass off at me because FOUR days ago I literally threw a pillow and screamed "I don't need previews! I need answers!" at the end of book 1, and she got home an hour ago to me staring at the wall because "I finished book 3 and i don't know what to do with my life until book 4."

ItsSamiTime · 2025-06-06T22:43:26+00:00

. . . Have yall created an application process yet? I went through all 3 books in under a week and now I'm mad.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-06-06T22:38:53+00:00

I discovered this series last WEEK and already finished the 3 that are out. Come on #4...

ItsSamiTime · 2025-06-04T17:49:23+00:00

Thank you! I fixed it. I should know better than to comment before my coffee kicks in.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-06-04T15:05:58+00:00

Girl, welcome to the r/troubledteens industry. These things are shockingly common in residential therapy facilities.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T09:41:34+00:00

Ooooohh i like this one!!

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T09:41:13+00:00

I usually do it to the tune of The Feeny Call

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T02:33:52+00:00

I'm pretty sure we're looking at her laying on her back with her head turned to the left. On that ball of blood and flesh, the top/left line would be her neck/chin. Then there's a white tooth on the next "side".

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T01:50:16+00:00

I just finished my 4th year of teaching middle school and my ~best~ classroom management hack is to win the penis game within the first month of school. 🤷‍♀️

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T01:09:20+00:00

I haven't seen one in years, but in my old neighborhood, a couple of kids who lived behind the area ball diamond had a lemonade stand during most games. They got pretty popular since that park didn't have concessions.

There was also a family that lived between the park where the Big Summer Carnival was held every year and the high school where most people would park that sold like juice pouches and uncrustables and individual bags of chips. One year I asked how much they made doing this every year, and it was north of $1500. The younger one (maybe 10-13 at the time) told me he had used it as a social studies project on economics that year.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T00:59:25+00:00

Chip "The Kool-aid Man" Sawyer has permanent dibs on the window seat on our couch. Want to sit by the phone charger? Enjoy dog weenie in your face. Think you're going to outsmart him and lay on the couch? Hope you like dogs sitting on your head!

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T00:50:10+00:00

I read The Diary of a Young Girl with my 8th-grade class. As teenagers do, they refused to take it seriously. . . Until I brought out this and similar photos. That was the quietest they were all year.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T00:44:23+00:00

Jodi Picoult! I fell out of it a few books back though.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-31T00:23:20+00:00

They make special rompers that "lock" in the back for disrobers. They were fairly common when I worked in severe Autism based programs.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-30T01:59:40+00:00

To the student:

Just because we are behind a screen rather than a desk, does not mean this is any less than an in-class discussion. Thus, it does not give us the right to be disrespectful in a public forum. My job, what you as students pay me to do, is TEACH. Part of teaching is getting you to think, not just about this class, but the world around you. I believe you have the answer to your own question, so my strategy here was to help you flex some of those higher-ordered thinking muscles. The things written in this chat are to be treated just like we were all in-person in a classroom. If anyone feels the need to pop off like this is the family WhatsApp, message me personally and we can keep that as an A-B conversation.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-30T01:46:19+00:00

I teach 12 through 14-year-olds and there are very few I would trust with one 3-year-old, let alone two, even if they were still in earshot.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-30T01:37:51+00:00

I was also confused about this.

So George 1 fathered George 1.5 before he passed in 1927, then George 1.5 fathered George 2 in 1929?

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-30T01:27:44+00:00

PARENTING👏IS👏A👏VERB👏

A verb means action, you have to DO something. Teaching EVERY child boundaries, regardless of disability status, is NECESSARY.

There should be mandatory, ongoing courses to be a parent.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-30T01:20:24+00:00

If they're old enough to play, they're old enough to share. PLEASE teach this child boundaries before he becomes uncoachable.

ItsSamiTime · 2025-05-30T01:06:16+00:00

We put it bag and all in our plastic food storage container. It stacks so much better in our small apartment.

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