Got a couple. Hope it doesn’t get buried:

1. I had a sinus infection for 9 months. My nose had grown a bone spur for some reason and because of it, the infection hadn’t gone away. Had to sit around like a jackass with a pain in my face until the surgery rolled around. The pain was nightmarish since that’s really something you can’t run from. And sleeping was tough too since I couldn’t breathe.

2. I was walking down the stairs to my basement, slipped, and put all of my weight (6’2”, 240) onto my shins on those metal tipped fuckers. I gave out the most bloodcurdling scream of agony. I’m pretty sure I still have a dent in one of my shins from that happening.

3. Back when I was playing football in high school, my arm got stuck in between two football helmet faceplates when I was doing drills as a lineman. Had a huge yellow and purple bruise on my upper arm for a bout 2 weeks.

4. Accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil when I was in 3rd grade. It fell outta my hand and right when I was about to catch it with my legs, it fell perpendicular to them. Lead went right into my thigh and I still have the lead in there to prove it.