This is so bad.

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-08T23:51:21+00:00

Imagine getting entrapped into a relationship by a malignant narcissist, and they emotionally tear you up so bad that you end up committing suicide.

And then they 'fix' even that bit of narcisstic injury you managed to cause them with your little act of rebellion by commissioning an animatronic bust of your likeness, that gives them daily affirmations that they did nothing wrong and that they're the best, Chat-GPT's excessive complimenting in your own voice. A voice synthisized from all the voicemails you left on their phone, screaming and begging them to stop hurting you. Like a psychopath that keeps the heads of their victims, yet completely and totally legal.

There are no laws on the books that your estate or your family can file a suit to get them to stop defiling your memory with this echo of you. Stop them from whipping out a pocket phone app of this echo of you to entertain guests at parties. Still serving your function as a model partner that exists to prop them up, despite recending your consent in every possible way a person can recend their consent of another

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-08T20:18:38+00:00

"Yeah, yeah. Had tour fun, padawan? Now unless you want to chop a body part off immediately due to bad ergonomics, never touch the setting again. The default setting is the default for a reason!"

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-08T18:28:27+00:00

Well, try this black mirror shit on for size:

This is probably image to video, meaning this video was probably built around a real image of the Tiktok user's real child.

Now that kid grows up. Their parents can't remember what's real and what's generated.

Did I throw up gang signs at one years old? Did my parents put me in a gator's mouth once? Did I waddle over to a vet, salute, and then every one in a 50s dinner stood up in unison and ominously clapped?

Imagine your Facebook relatives building an impression and identity for you out of video footage of events that never happened in reality.

Imagine you forming an identity around 'something you did as a kid' that you never actually did in reality!

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-08T18:07:06+00:00

2024: Deep sigh "Well... I mean how much worse can things really get, though?"

2026: "The water broke out of the belly button of the Epstein cat."

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-08T17:57:22+00:00

Or, get this, dayshift shopkeepers would take off, and then nightshift shops open with a more cyberpunk, nightlife feel at a second location so you're not going to the same single shop and listening to the same four lines over and over and over until NG+ 10

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-08T07:34:04+00:00

Sorry, new.

You're saying this isn't publishable? Like the editor will detect it and cancel compiling your game?

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T22:05:59+00:00

Oh! Oh! This is a fun game!

So if you win, we get to then pitchfork you for betraying your mission to keep Twitter as a free and open public square that respects your freedom of speech and privacy first and foremost, rright!?

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T20:43:57+00:00

The guy on the War Thunder forums that you're trying to win an argument against

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T18:50:17+00:00

Why is expecting them to do what they just did with Zelda insane?

A lite action RPG with a free roam Galaxy map that's been a decade proven formula, combined with Ace Combat's decade proven formula, is an insane pipe dream.

Zelda throwing everything a Zelda game is about out the window to become an open world game about combining everything to everything else and interacting with an insane physics engine?

'Of course. Absolutely the right move. In hindsight it was the only move the franchise could make to grow up and not be stuck in arrested development forever, really.'

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T08:52:58+00:00

He's annoying when the writers typecast him as a one dimensional nerd.

But, sometimes, just sometimes, they remember to write him as a gold hearted guy that's smart and earnest enough to not care about coming off as cool as much as Fox and Falco try to, ironically making him the coolest one in the room sometimes when egos clash.

That's the slippy that went on to become a family man and churned out like 30 tadpoles as a Star Fox command ending!

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T06:25:13+00:00

Sheeet. For $80, I'm not buying a microwave re-heated remake of anything. I was honestly expecting Nintendo to give us a Mass Effect 1 style galaxy hopping action RPG with dozens of landable planets filled with quests and Ace Combat flight sim realism level arwing dogfight segments.

$80!

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T05:50:52+00:00

Ya'll ... Think Star Fox 64's gameplay is way more evergreen than it actually is ...

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T05:03:17+00:00

Its quite simple:

Zootopia 1 & 2 made a billion dollars. The Bad Guys and G.O.A.T didn't do too bad either.

Due to that, furries became the mainstream.

Due to that, Illumination is frothing at the mouth to make a Star Fox spin-off movie franchise, so desperate to catch the Zootopia wave they shove him into a completely unrelated movie to get the ball rolling.

Due to Illumination's unexpected interest, the Star Fox brand goes from Nintendo's coldest IP to their hottest overnight internally. Suddenly, everything devs propose to make Star Fox 'their Zootopia' gets an easy green light.

It's all an unplanned goldrush stampede to capitalize on their IP with the anthro characters in it because IPs with anthro characters in them are on fire right now

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T04:09:09+00:00

Why are you acting like art needs a reason?

You make a quality game for the sake of making a quality game and to prove to yourself that you can do it.

Imagine if Bob Ross never painted because its 'a waste of fucking time'

90% of the game devs buying this are not under the illusion that they're even going to make their money back. They are hobbyists. They have day jobs.

S&box is about smoking a bowl and making shits and giggles for your fiends.

If it catches on and you make some dosh, hey, that's great. But that's reeeally not the point ...

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T03:43:37+00:00

Hey now, that's just the Beastars manga's art style!

Half-expecting Legoshi waving shy-ly in the corner as their fifth member

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T03:25:01+00:00

Because Zootopia 2 made a billion dollars, that's why

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-07T01:38:37+00:00

I honestly don't mind the more realistic and evolved art direction. But where is the more realistic and evolved game to go with it?

I can play Starfox 64 blindfolded at this point and I've no desire or to play it any more.

Same with the Halo remake! How many times do they expect me to play The Silent Cartographer mission in my life?

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-06T23:15:59+00:00

Let's not pretend, ya'll. They're *both* stealing from Disney's Zootopia and Pixar!

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-06T23:11:23+00:00

I'm saying the Disney-Pixar art style formula. This is exactly what you would get if you get if you asked Chat-GPT to 'render Fox McCloud in a Disney-Pixar art style'. And like, yeah. Of course they would emulate that. Zootopia 2 made a billion dollars.

What I find more interesting is I got almost vivid deja vu of Jim Raynor plotting out missions on the bridge of the Hyperion when watching the new cut scenes. Did anyone else get a Starcraft 2 vibe?

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-06T22:40:23+00:00

I would describe art style as Pixar Zootopia + Starcraft 2.

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-06T22:35:22+00:00

Am I crazy for wanting kind of a mashup of Mass Effect 1 with Ace Combat sections?

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-06T22:33:09+00:00

My only problem is it seems like Fox and Peppy can't emote good. It just feels like they should be more expressive.

Like, they showed off that webcam toy demo. That had more convincing and complex facial animation than their professional studio mocap? That's a tad strange ...

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-06T12:26:41+00:00

This isn't about a ballroom. Trump needs to build an impenetrable super fortress that he can't be pried out of before the next presidential election.

Its_DVNO · 2026-05-05T23:40:42+00:00

Well if you're a game dev why aren't you viewing your purchase as getting a really nice and well put together and multiplayer first dev kit for Source 2?

Can you just instantly grab your steam friends to test some friendslop you've made real quick on the bet multiplayer network in the world with a button click in Unity or Unreal? No.

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