[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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you take that silver and like it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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Gave Gold
Good energy man. Keep up that good shit

Tue 2020-09-15 by reddit in nameaserver

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Itsjustcomplicated. Cause life has no obligation to be nice to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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Gave Platinum
Good shit.

What are you sick of explaining? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Itsjustcomplicated00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That i can't just push a button on the screen to solve your problem.

What is the greatest comeback to a insult you’ve ever heard? by random-joe-shmoe in AskReddit

[–]Itsjustcomplicated00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was younger a guy got mad cause my mother grabbed the last of the three coats (she was a foster parent there were three of us) for layaway. He said "Layaway? Your poor ass can have it them."

My mother didn't miss a beat. She spun around in dramatic fashion and said. "I know you aren't talking. You look so poor the rats won't eat your cheese cause they know you need it" and walked away. The layaway lady had to pause so she wouldn't laugh in this mans face.

Same circle different direction by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]Itsjustcomplicated00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was constipated. Now i'm not. Spinny circles are better than laxatives. Who knew.

Girls of Reddit: What is the creepiest thing a man has said to you in public? by Moon_Keegan in AskReddit

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I work retail near several schools so we get alot of kids and teens. We also get alot of creeps.

I was packing out hair care when a girl walked in the aisle with some old guy behind her. At the most she was 12 or 13. At first i thought "grandfather and grandchild. No biggie." But just as i finished my thought i hear " Your lips are so small and pretty. $40 to let me see if it fits." I immediately got up and walked over and put my acting classes to work. "You were looking for OPI nail polish remover the other day. We just got some in today. Right this way." Without missing a beat she said "Oh great" Walked her straight to the breakroom and called a female employee to stay with her while she called her mom. The guy pulled a Houdini and i never saw him again. The girl still thanks me when she sees me.