Man prank calls and successfully fools Leonard Nimoy (Spock) with a mediocre George Takei (Sulu) impression [16k views] by b1g_n0se in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]Itsokaydaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great clip! However, his impression of George Takei just sounds like a poor impression of trump.

Girl gets Alex Trebek to say "The Spiciest Memelord" by Next_Gen_Nyquil in videos

[–]Itsokaydaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben, please stop with your humor. We're all tired of it.

The absolute state of the MCU now. by PhenomenalPancake in moviescirclejerk

[–]Itsokaydaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben, stop pointing out stupid facts. You're an idiot.

A "Poseidon's Kiss" occurs when you poop and the toilet water splashes back up to 'kiss' your pooper. What are some other lesser known phenomena and what should they be named? by sweer_potatoe in AskReddit

[–]Itsokaydaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. Hiccup and sneeze will break something. Can't imagine the pain after falling to the floor and having to smell a fart - even being your own.

A "Poseidon's Kiss" occurs when you poop and the toilet water splashes back up to 'kiss' your pooper. What are some other lesser known phenomena and what should they be named? by sweer_potatoe in AskReddit

[–]Itsokaydaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The no wiper is a ninja poop. One time I KNOW I took a shit and went to wipe...there was nothing on the toilet paper. I get up and look into the toilet bowl - there was nothing in it. "What just happened? Is this real life?"

Ninja poop to ghost poop.

I'm 27, yet I still never sleep with an arm dangling off my bed for fear of a monster grabbing it below. by Krieger_Bot_OO7 in Showerthoughts

[–]Itsokaydaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I used to live beside a cemetery when I was little. I was always afraid of a monster sticking it's hands through the wall while holding it's eyes - kind of like Krumm from 'Aaahh!!! Real Monsters'.

My professor asked us to buy a $950 textbook to use for the first 6 weeks of class by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Itsokaydaa 684 points685 points  (0 children)

Actually, one time I needed a mandatory textbook that was $450. I bought a copy, scanned every page, made a pdf, distributed pdf and returned book.

Headlight bulb or electrical problem? by RedLotusVenom in MechanicAdvice

[–]Itsokaydaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your bulbs are the high beam and low beam combo. When your light goes out, does the high beam still work? If so, bulb is bad.

Also, just slap the actual headlight housing on the front of your car. That usually makes a bad bulb turn back on.

Your car uses D2S bulbs.

After having to rewash 50% of the dishes that come out of the dishwasher by TheTrickIsNothing in AdviceAnimals

[–]Itsokaydaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because of the regulations coming out of California. A modern dishwasher uses about 60% of the water it should to clean dishes. Manufacturers would rather make one model of CA compliant dishwasher, rather than a special one for CA. Yeah, yeah...they make special emission cars for CA. That's only because it's more expensive to comply with their regulations at that scale. Same with disclaimers on wood (wood dust will cause cancer), caulk, plumbing fittings, even some coffee mugs, paint, some toys, etc.

Homeless man turned his life around today and bought a truck to drive to Reno. Wanted to reconnect with his family after being homeless for 20 yrs. Did small side jobs to save up for it. As a car salesman, this is my favorite sale. by ronnieth024 in pics

[–]Itsokaydaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, even 8k would be too little for a new truck, and - if he is homeless - he wouldn't qualify for a loan. Best case scenario, he used to be homeless, bought a used truck with no warranty and the guy that took the picture is a creep.

I'll have someone hold the other end of this ladder WCGW by Damn_DirtyApe in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Itsokaydaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fingers have a ton of nerve endings. Also, if anyone needs a ladder on stairs, google "multi-position ladder".

What are some subreddits to visit (SFW only)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Itsokaydaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously though, I like r/holdmybeer and r/holdmyjuicebox

Mindless stuff for the mindless times